Cow Festival
Posted on novembre 24, 2001 in humor
________________________
(__) / * OFFICIAL EDITION *
(oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! )
/-------/ --'________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow
Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu.
HTML version by Neil Enns
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| D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__)
| USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
| COWS | /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/
|____________| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
______||_______
| EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__)
|_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu)
|| /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/
|| / | || / | || / | || / | ||
|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
(___) (___) * (___) (___)
(o o) (o o) (o o) (o o)
/------- / /------- / ------- / /------- /
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
* ||,---|| * ||@--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------/-* /-------/ /-------/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || )*)(/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/|(/)(//(,,/ )|(//|)(/
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) | (oo)
/--------/ /-oooooo-/ -------/ -------/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
(__)
(oo) U
/-------/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------/ *-------/ || | /
/ | || / | || /-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------/ /- --/ /- -/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/ __
/ ||
(__) (__) / (_||_)
SooS (oo) / (oo)
/------S/S /-------/ /S /-------/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
(oo) /------/
-------/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/------- / /--------/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------/ /-------/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/----------- / /----- /---- /----------- /
/ || | / / | | / | / || | /
/ || |||| | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
// // / / / / ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
(__)
(__) (oo) (__)
(oo) // (oo)
/-------/ /--/-- /-----
/ | || / | `-. / | `-.
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Cow-vertible . . .
(__)
*_ *_ ( oo *_
(__) // (__)
.----( oo____ .-/----._____ .( oo_______
||____/____ ||__________ |_/________
OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO
Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse)
* (___) * (___) (__)
(o o) (o o) (oo)
------- / ------- / /-------/ ________
| ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______
||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| --
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
Twins Cow Catcher
(__)
(__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__)
(oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo)
/-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird
Cow Cow
(^^) ( (oo) (__)
(oo) ) (OO) (oo)
/-------==--- /------\--/ /------||||||
/ | || / | || / | UX` \||/
* ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^
Groucho's Harpo's Karl's
cow cow cow
(yes, that's the Russian symbol.
Use your imagination.)
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow trying out for a part
in the new JAWS movie
* (__)
\ (DD)
\ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
o==+--
| |\ \
| | \ \ ____________________
| \ \ \ | |
| \ \ \ | +------------+ |
| \ \ \ | | (__) | |
| \ \ \| | (oo) | |
| \ \ | | o\ .\/. | |
| \ \| | | \/ \ | |
/---\ \ | +------------+ |
/ \ \| |
| | | |
\ / | |
\---/ | |
| |
--------------------------
( )
--------------------------
Cow-struction worker.
|
/---\
: = :
: :
:,','. '. : :---\
..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : :
Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow
cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | || *----/\
* ||------|| * ||___|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ (__) |==============|
\-----------/ []( )=(oo) |==============|
\ \ / / /---===-- \/ |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^ /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / (__)
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(___)
(o o)
/------\ / (__) (__)
/ ____O (oo) (oo)
| / /----\----\/ /-------\/
/\oo===| / || / | ||
| || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
* ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowt in the Act low rider cow
(__) \__\ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\/ `
/-------\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/-----\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull
_______________________________
__ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
(00) ( dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu )
:****** \/ ==='\________________________________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
| | | | *
| | (__) | | \ (__)
| | (oo) | | \ (oo)
| | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
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| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
/ \ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| \_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ \ ^^----^^\/
The attempt results in an udder disaster.
. /\ . . : (__)
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ . . * : __------\/
/ \ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\
. /| (oo) |\ ** :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---.. (__)
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ^^ ^^
| |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
____ ____ |+++++|
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
(__) (__) (__) (----------)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking
(__)
(oo) (__) o * (__)
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
(___)
( --
\_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z
\O
______
(__) | | (__)
(oo) | | ($$)
----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/
|| / | || / | IRS ||
---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant
(___) (___) (___)
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
\ / \ / \ /
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
/_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
\OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
Cowed Forces
\ _ /
- ( ) - /\
/ " \ /| | (__)
(__) / | | (oo)\
________(oo) /____| | \/| \
/| \/ / \/ | \
/ |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \
* || || |__________| ||| ____\---*
^^ ^^
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
) ( _
(____) / \ (__) ==========I
/ = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I
(-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I
( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I
/------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I
/ | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I
* ||----|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
______________________ _______________________
| | | |
| (__) | | (__) |
| (oo) | | (oo) |
| /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
| / | || | | || / | |
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
| ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ |
|--------------------| |---------------------|
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
______________(__)_________________ (__)
/_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
| \/ || \/
_|_ _|| ||
/__/_______________________________/__/| ||
( ) ( )| ||
| |________________________________| | | ||
\_____________________________________/] /------- /
[] [] [] / | ||
* ||----||
COW-CH ^^ ^^
Cowraffe
* *
\ /
\ /
/^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/
/ (__) \ +----------+
| (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | |
|^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | |
| |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | |
| |-----//---------||----| | | |
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
^||^ ^||^ || ||
"COWCH POTATO"
+------------+ +
| B A T E S | (__) o
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / |
|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v
| ---------- *---- ====; ( )
| | (__) | \ / ( )
\ | (oo) | \ | ( )
\ | \/ | \+ | ( )
---------- + ( )
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
o o
Psycho Cow (with knife)
(__)
(oo) ------------------------- _______________________
/-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /|
/ | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / |
* ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)|
^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)|
The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ |
|(__) \ / (__)|
\ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)|
\_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \//
/\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ /
Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) /
trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/
/ / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\//
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) /
\ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
\ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) /
\ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/
\ \/_________\/ / \ \//
\/___________\/ \:/
/ \
/ \
(__) (__) (______) (__)
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
/--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/
./ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
|--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
| | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
loss program the program Cow Cow
(___)
( OO
______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
| | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
| | | |
| | (__) | |
| __________ | (oo) | __________ |
| | | | \/-------\ | | | |
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
| | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
| |
| |
( ______ )
( / \ )
( / \ )
( | | )
| | | |
| | | |
|_________________________|________|______________|
\ \
\ \
\ \
\ \ (__)
\ \ (oo) /
/---\----\/ /
/ | \ || * (__) /
* ||---\-\\ \ ( OO /
~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/>
^^ ^^ | \===/>
\\_____// | /______/ /
|| | _________\\_\\_____/____________________
/\------\ ^ ^ /
(oo) \ /
(--) * /
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
______________________
| |\
| (__) | |
| (oo) | |
| \/ | |
| / \ \ | |
///////// \_ \_/////// |
| | / | | (__)
| /++++++< | | _____(oo)
|==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
| * | \_\_ | | / | ||
_______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
cow-lliope in the circus parade
*
\
w \ w (__)
\\ /\ // (oo)
\\/ \// \/
| | (__) >--( )--<
|(__)| (oo) / \
\(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---<
//\/\\ <| |> v /\ v
|| || \ \/ / | (oo) |
||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/
/^^ ^^\ /----\ | |
/ ======== \ / \ | |
/ \ /* * * \ / \/ \
|==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ |
\ / || || ^ / ^
\ ======== / ^^ ^^ *
\ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
(__) -'`- "Here's
(oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing
/-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you,
/ | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!"
* ||----| / ====================== | \___['
^^ ^ || || | ||
Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
| |
~ ~
(__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
/ | || =================== || | \
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__)
A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
/ \/ ____________
/ \===^__| |
---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________|
(__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
/-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | |
/ | || | \-/ | | | |
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
^^ ^^ ----------------------
Just a humble cownoisseur
(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
\/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
\/
a cownfluence
_______
(__( .-< | | |
(oo) | |___|___|
___\/___| |\_____/|
| | | | |
| | | |_______|
>-' | | _ | _ |
*----/\ /-------// |--(_)--|
/ \ / | || |_______| (__)
/ \ * ||----|| | | (++)
^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/
Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
_
________|@|________
| POLICE BOX | __
|---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/
|_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
|| | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
||-----|| | | /| | /| |
||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----||
| ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
| _____ | (__)
|| || (oo) ---------
|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
|| ||B-9 \ | ---------
||_____||______\|
|_______|_______|
----------------
a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
( ----0 ----------------
(___) "Moo have twenty _\/_
|===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O
________\_/ / /oooooo\
| | | /oooooooo\
# ||______|| /oooooooooo\
|| || /____________\
^^ ^^
RoboCow a Dalek Cow
__________________ ___________________ ___________________
/ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\
/cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------
\ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle /
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ronald McDonald's Cows
@ @
@@@ @
@@ @
Pffii @@@@ @@
___________D @@@@@@
|________ | _______
(__) | / \ /
( oo /~| | __ \ /
/\_|// | | / \ | |
_/____/__| | | | | |
| ___/-----------------_| (__)
| / \ \ \ `(oo)
| / \ | | |\/
| | O | / / __ /
|----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__)
\ / | o | \\\ _( )_
________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
Cow Express Suicidal Cow
o _____________
/\ / \
[__] ( take off, eh! )
__ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
\/----///\ /-------\/
*/\______(xx) / | ||__|
( ) * ||----| U
^^ ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o o o
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
O ) ( ) ( ) (
o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
/------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
___
_/...\ *==\ ________________
__________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
/ | \ / /-----|-|--- \ / /\________________/
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
|| --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
| |_ | |_
/\ |____| |____|
/ O\ Santa Cows
/ , \
/ O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
-/ , \- / |~ |~ \
/ O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
/, , \ / \ o| o| /
/ O O \ / \ /
-/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
/ O , \ / / .
/ , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
/ O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
/ O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Christmas Cowols
O
O O O
O *
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
_____________________| |_____ /||o\
/______________________________\ /|o|||\
~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|----------------------| /\
| | /\ /\/ \
| | / \/ / \/\
| | / \ \
| | ----------------------------
|______________________|
\/
|----------------------| o-@@
|______________________|
Minimalist Dead Cow
----------------------
Mark Rothko Cow
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(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
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(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________
------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || |
------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| |
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ |
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow |
------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
oo --
\/
cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
II
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
|\ `v' \ + II (00)
| \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
|\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
| \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
(\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--|--|--|-II-|--|--|--II+--|--|--+II--|--|-
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
II--|--|--|-II-|--|--|--II+--|--|--+II--|--|-
What cows think when people MOO at them
/\\ ^ (__) (__)
/__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
_ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
/ \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
| /|I I| | ==== | |
^/ |I I| | | | |
| |I I| /| _ \ / \
| |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
| |_____| * || || \\
^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_)
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
(!!) _/\_ \_\
!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
!/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
* || || * || || * || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
/ ( +-|-|-|-|-|-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
* ( +-|-|-|-|-|-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
( +-|-|-|-|-|-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
(+-|-|-|-|-|-+) ^---------^
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
/\
/ \ __ ________ ------
DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
\/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *|
/ | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/ # #
/ | || \\ //
* ||----||\ \\ //
^^ ^^ \ \ --- /
\ | |
| | |
| | |
| / \_/ \ (__)
| // \\ <--(xx)--#-
| // \\ /\
___________\|/___________
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
/ . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
|| . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
--------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
___________________________
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
| | | ||
| _____ _____ | ||----||
|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
|___| |___|
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
__ o oo o
(__) \||/
(__) (__) (___)
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
( )
(___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
/------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
/ | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^
Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
(__) (__)
/ oo ______ / @@ ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
\ | |_____ | |_____
\|________| *____/|________|
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
(__) (__)
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
| |___ | | | |___ | |
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
| |_____ \ | |_____
*____/|________| \|________|
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
\\ \\
\\ \\
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
\ \ \ \
\ \(__) \ \(__)
*--> (oo) *--> (oo)
/ / \/ o / / \/
/ / / /
\ / o \ /
\ / \ /
// //
// o //
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
___
/ \ ( ) Happy
| \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
| | \ /__ (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
| | | / / | ^^ / | ||
o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
(__) +=============================+
(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
__|______\__/____/\\[ (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
/ --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
\ / \ / ------------------------------------
--- ---
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
__ _________ __ _________
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
\ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
( @ @ / ( (---) /
(_____/\____) (_____/\____)
o o
o o
o o
(__) (__)
/----(uu) /----(uu)
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
|/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
(__) o o * (__)
(oo) o o \ (OO)
/-------\/==o o \-------\/
/ | || ____ [] | ||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
__// \__ |\__|\
/^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 |
/( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
/ \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| /
/ \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/
( )/\ //\( ) ( )
/\ // \ /\ | |
/ / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------
* \( )/ * || ||
\_ _// nn nn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that
the vice president has a
(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
\/ \/ \/ \/ (__,
(+o)
(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\'
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o
== == --
Cownting... This cow plays hockey
/.
moo /`'\ .
(__) MOO! ` / ./ \..
(oo) / ../ .' \.
/-------\/ ../ / ../ \
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \
* ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
-------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \
\ / / /
Ech-cow (echo)
________________ (__)
^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
(oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
/-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
/ | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \
Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/
* . . ,
. . * . .
. *
\ / , (__) , ,
- * - ( . |
. / \ , . \/ . - - .
. / \\ , |
, * * / /\\
. /\\ / . .
* . / \\ . .
_|_ , . , / , *
| . , . * , . .
. , . . . * .
The Milky Way
\ / ________________________________
\/ / \
(__) /\ | At times likes these you |
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
_\/_ // O \________________________________/
* ( ) // O
\ (\\ // o
\( \\ ) o (__)
( \\ ) /\ (oo)
___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\
|\__[=======______//________)__ Cocown (==/)
|_______________//____________| <>/
||| || //|| |||
||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^
|| / ./ || /- - / MU /
. . ( ^ ) __/______/
'.'.` _O_/
COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
(_ ~ - _) / ~
( - - | =s
O | *
| O - |
| |
- - |
)
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
(__) ---_
(__) _______________* (oo) /|
(xx)- /-------/ / | _ (__)
/ /-___________-- / | | * || (oo)
* ------ ~~ ____ /
Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
(__)
(oo)
/ ___/
/ / \ (0 0)
/ /\ /
/\ / v
/ / \ |
/ <-------|------->
/ * |
| |
/ | / __|__
\ / /
/ \ / /
/ \___ / /
/ \ __|__
/ \ /
/ / / \ | /|
/ \ | V |
/ / \ | |
/ \ | |
/ \ W W
\
===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
=========================================== at Malibu wearing a
O) O) special cow bikini.
The dreaded cowtapult
(__) (___) ** ((__))
(__) (__) (___) \ ((oo))
(oo) ( ) ( ) \------\//
| / | ( /*) | | || ||
| | || || | | |||----|||
(___) ^^^ ^^^
Cows doin' it Cows doin' it _* Cow during an
FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
(( _ _ (___) (__)
( D (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
_________| | MOOTV____( /-------_O---moo *-/-------
/| || _/____/ / | || / || |
/ ||____| /^ / * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
* || | O O ^^ ^^ /|(/)(/(,,/
^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
"Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
______________________________________________________
| |
_______ | |
/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
/ /(__) || | |
________/ / |OO| || | |
| |-------|| | |
(| | -.|| |_______________________ |
| ____ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
/| / __ |______|| / __ / __ | | / __ / __ |
|| / |_______________| / |_| / |__| |___________| / |__| / |_|/
| () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
__/ __/ __/ __/ __/
"The Moo-vers are here!"
-- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
*--- - (QQ) (oo) (oo) (oo) (o-)
- ------/ -------/ ^^-------/ ^^-------/ ^^-------/
--- | | | // | // | // | ||
- ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Roller Cow Cows in polonaise
-------------/
/
/
/
/
/
/ (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
/ ____
|/| ___ __/ / * /
(oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
/-------/ V /--------Q/ /--------/ /
/ | ||__| / | || / | || **/
* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael
Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev
(*) (*)
(__) ^ ^ (__)
(oo) | | | @(oo)@
[..] | = | [..]@@
| U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
|| ==<_=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____====/_>== ||
|| ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
|====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
| | | | | / |
= * = = = = * =
cows having candlelight dinner
(___)
(o o)
( ** ) ___/__
|e e| //^^*^^ ___/
/ ____*===*______* / * (O O)
OO * Givenchy * / | * | /
| * * * |=====| / O
/**************** * "|_____|"
// ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
|| || _/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
|| || || || |_|_|
v| v| v| v| ^ ^
Haute Cowture COWNT
|
|[] |
(__) | |[] |
(--) | (__) | |[] |
* _________/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
| (__) /,, ,, /_|_______/ /| (oo) | (__) |
| __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______/ /| (OO) |
===== |/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______/ /|
_|_/ _ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / |
-//-----/\ o |===========| *----------------|
_/ _/ o |===========| |
----------------- o |================|
Cowazaki COW-WARD o o
______________________________
/
( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
________________ ____________/
) ) ()
(__) // ( )
(__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
/(oo)---/ (o o) (oo)
/-------/ || /------- /-------/||||
/ | ||----|| O|| | / | || |||
* ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
(__) |====|
/--------------------/ (oo) oo/
/ | || / (__) /-------/ /-------/
* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
^^ ^^ / * ||----|| * ||----||
___/ ___/ ^^ ^^
Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)
/ __
__ _[__]_
(oo) /(oo)
/-------/ /------@/@
/ | + || / | |@@
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
_____ _________________
/ /
( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
__ _/ _____ __________/ (__)
( ( ) ) >(==)
\ // )__( /-/-
(__) / (oo) /( )
(oo) /-------* ^ ( ) ^
/-------/ || | ( )
/ | || ||----|| /----
* ||----|| vv vv /
^^ ^^ ^ * ^
COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
^^ ^^
O (___) || * ||----||
| (o o) || | ||
(no-bull-ity) ---> % - /- || -------/
|/| O | || (oo)
| | | || ( )
/ v-' || ><
/==========| ( )
// || (oo)
,------._(__) || || /-------/
* | ( oo || || / | ||
vv====>----=/====vv |===========| * ||----||
^^ ^^
COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
(__) (__)
() () _____| oo | |oo|
()() / | /----|-|__|-|
(oo) / | / | ||
/-------UU /____________| * ||----||
/ | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween
(__) |/| (__)
(oo) (oo) >(==)
__[_]__/ /-------VV /-------/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
(very handy) portable COW
Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
HTML version by Neil Enns
_______________________
|^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a )
| | ( doctor, not a butcher!)
@| Oo (---------------------))
(MM) | ._> (__) )
(oo) / (oo)
/-------/ /--------- /-------/
/ | || / | || / I * II
* ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow
________________ (__)
// (__)(__)||(__)\ (oo)
// (oo)(oo)||(oo) \ /-------/
// \"/""/"||"/"/ \ / //____\
/ ============||=======\ * // \
(| |- ||- ||)
|________|_____||________||/ ***********
-( O )----------( O )--/ **** ***
--- --- *** *
****o
Cowpool ******
***
*** *
(__) *** ***
(oo) ******
/-------/___()~
/ | || Cow jumping over the moon
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow smoking a pipe
o o o o o o o
o o o o o o o o
(__) o o o o o o
(oo) o o o o o o
/-------/___() o o o o
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
* * * o @ ~ *
* * * , o * * *
(__) * * * . * o
(oo) * * ) . *
/-------/ * -(*)- ~ @ *
/ | || (
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow star-gazing
|
|/
----*----
/|
|
(__)
(oo)
/-------/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow wishing upon a star
________ _______
(__) / (__) /
(oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! )
/-------/ --'________/ /-------/ --'_______/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
A Cow-mon Dyslexic
Mistake Cow @@@@@
@@� 0/@@
(o o)
___________________________ ** |U| **
/ / / / ***( )***
/ /__________/ / // / \
/ / // *** \
/ / *******
/ / ***********
/ / ***************
/ 3.5" 135tpi / *******************
/__________________________/ *********************
*********************
Cow Stored as Binary
Information. Cow Belle
(___) (___) (___)(___)
(o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o)
/------ / (__) _(--) /------ / /-----
/ ____O (oo) / (**) / (__)_O O___
( )/--------/ ( / / ) ( )(oo)-----/--/( )
/oo===| / ~ || \ / /oo==@/|| ~ ~ |===oo/
| || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || |
* || || || ||| || * || || || || *
~~ ~~ ~~ [[~pallier]] ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Cows at a garden party
* (__) .
(oo) .'
...------/ '.
(__) (__) . (__) || (__)
(oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo)
/-------/ /------ / /-------/ ^^/-------/
/ | || / | |/ / | || | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><----><
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling
pissed off pissed on pissed
(__) * (__) * (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) (OO) ( )
/-------/ ..-------/ -------/ ( ( )
/ | || . | || / \ ( ) )
* ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\ ( )
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where
give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before
(__) (__) s * )__(
(oo) (@@) s / (oo)
/-------/ /-------=== (__) --___--/
/ | || / | || /------(xx) | |
* ||----|| * ||----|| * // /----/
WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow
long grass grass
(__) (__) (___) * (___)
(00) (oo) (@ @) (* *)
/-------/ /-------/ /------- / ------- /
/ | || / | || / | |O | |O
* ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--||
^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^
Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after
drink mistake calf went away
(__) * (__) (__) (__)
(DD) (xx) (oo) (oo)
/-------/ -------/ /-',',', / /-------/
/ | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) ||
* ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of
above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
(with due accowlades
to Gary Larson
- /- (The Far Side))
'/'
(oo) _________
/------- / | /|
./ | , | - -X- - |
|------| |/_______|
--|------|---------|-------
/---------------------------
/ __ \
// / __ \
/// / \\
Highland Cow
________
|########|
|########|
--------
(__) |
(oo) | ______________________
/ | | |
/+++ o | |
/+++++ | ____ |
~ #/###~ | / To | |
/ ii | W.C.| |
~~ ~~ | ---- |
| |
| |
In"cow"tinent |------------------------
(__) (oo) /-------/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
A well adjust(1)ed Cow
(__)
(oo)
^^ ^^
/-------/
/ | ||
* ||----||
An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow
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A compress(1)ed Cow
awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]
An awk(1)ward Cow
begin 644 cow
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_|_ _|_
(oo)
/-------/
/ |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun)
* ||----|
^^ ^
this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
the hell is the horse then ?', let me
inform u that it too needs recreation and
has gone to play man-shoes !!
___________________________
| | (__)
| | (oo) |
| | /-------/ ____ Cow'ndom
| | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS
| | * ||----|| /
| | ~~ ~~ |
| |___________________________/
/-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __
/ | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| |
| | _/__| |___/_| |[][]| |_/___| |/__/| |_/___| |[][]| |_
|--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |----
| | | | |
+---/OOO==OOO-------------======---------/OOO==OOO-------------======----
Cow-st liner
_-_
(__) [ ]
(oo) /-_-
/-------/
|| |
||----||
~~ ~~
(__) *
(oo)
/-------/ ~~____________________________________________
/ | // ||////////////////////||
* ||------+ ||////////////////////||
~~ ||////////////////////||
_-_
[ ] (__)
-_- ( )
--------
| ||
||----||
~~ ~~
Andrei Ag-cow-si
(__)___________________________________________________________(__)
(oo) (oo)
/_____________________________________________________________/
Cowaxial Cable
(__) (__)
( V V ) (oo)
(>O O<) /-------/
( A A ) / | ||
/-------/ * ||----||
/ | || | |
* ||----|| V> V> V> V>
^^ ^^
Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow
++ ++
+||---||+
(__) | 1 2 3 | (__)
(oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo)
/-------/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------/__
/ | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__/ ~~~~~~~/
* ||----| +-------+ * ||----| _____/
^^ ^ ^^ ^
Cattle call Cow punch
(__) / _
(oo) / /
-/-/ | + |
/__/_| (___) |___|
/ / (o o) (o o)
| / /_______ / /------- /
_ / / |-,---||O / | ||O
| | * || || * ||,---||
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull
___ ___
(___) ___________
(o o) | O O O O O O|
-- /----|-------------|-------/
| O /
/
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Steerage
___________________
___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY )
_|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
v v ( uu| '
/ (___) /_c|
| (o o) | / C#=}~|
_ /_/ | ) (___) _____
| O | | | o | (- -) / zzz |
| | | | | /------- / ---<______/
/[[~pallier]] [_] o ] / | ||O
/ | / | * ||,---||
~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^
| | || || Bulldozer
|| ||
ID ID
Le Bullet Russe
Dick Tracy's Cow
| ==================================
| = =
| = _____ =
| = ______ / =
| = / | =
| = / || (__) =
|## (__) m m = (__) __ || (oo) =
| ## (oo) / / = (oo) / ||(__) / =
| ## |/ / / = / (__) ||(oo) =
| ## | / / m m = (oo) || / =
| ## / / = / || =
| ## / / = || =
| ## / / = || =
| ## -- = || =
| ## | = || =
| ## --* = || =
|____________##_______________ = || =
## = || =
## = =
## = cow-cow nut =
## = =
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Cow-sine wave
Cow tipping:
Step 1. Step 2.
(__)
(--)
/-------/ O--------O_
/ | || /| :: |_)
* ||w---|| * O--------O
~~ ~~
*
(__) ________ * *
(oo) ====________| * *
/-------/ /
/ | || / *
* ||----|| /
~~ ~~ /
A Cowsmologist
/ _ / ` `_______ ` `
//______/ / `/_/_|__ `
| (__) /(`') ` |(__) `
*---|______(^^) /-------/ ` |(oo) `
/ / | || ` ` J / `
* ||----||
Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway
(Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year)
(___) ________
.____ (o o) / )
/ / --| UGGGGH! |
/ || O ________/
/ / ||
/ / ||
/_____/__, ||
*------'---------' ~~
Sitting Bull Bull's Eye
_________________________
(___) / ...The President then
(o o) / had to take into serious
/------- / ----| consideration what implica- |
/ | ||O tions it would have for.../
* ||,---|| _________________________/
~~ ~~
Bull-etin from the White House.
________________________________________________
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
%% %% %% %%
|| || || ||
|| || || ||
|| || _ (_) o/ || ||
|| || /|_|(_) | || ||
____||______||_"_|_|_______/_______||______||____
The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
vicious beasts...
_
| (___)
| (__) (__) (~ )
*----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o)
| ______ |/ /-------$/ /-------$/
|___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | ||
/ / ____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------|
/ > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^
> > MacCow MosCow
Stelth Cow
*
vv vv /
||____M__||/
|| || (__)
/||_______|| (xx)
(Xx) /
(--)
Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
Dead Cow
(__)
(oo)
/
/
__/--- //\
<__/-(__) o/||o
(oo) (oo) //o||\
/-------/ /--/ o///||o\o
/ | || / -- ||
* ||----|| || =====
^^ ^^
A Christmas Cow-el
The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter
(Saddam Holstein)
(__ (__) (__) | | (__)
(oo) (--) (--) | | (--)
/-------/ /-------/ /o /-------/ | I /-------
/ | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M |
* ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^
| |
Cow owned by
Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
\ //
\( )// (__)
(o o) ( ) /(oo)
/ (oo) / /
/ ##########/ / /
| | # ######## # / /
___/ * # ###### # | | | |
// | \ # # # # | | | |
// \ |___| |___|
" " Mosscow Cowderoys
Cow11
_____
<_____>
( ) (==) |
(oo) __ /------/- *
/---*-.---/ (oo) / | | /|
/ |* . * .|| /-------/ * | |
* ||------|| : :: |===|===|
~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day
/
/ /
/ (__) / | /
|| <`'> / | /
(_||_) / /^ _____ ___ _____
__||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o)
| /xx | ( )==/ (_)------/--- /
__xx/__| I____I | ||
/ww ,---( _ ) . ||----||
/| | / || _=======|| oo oo
|^ ^| ||
^ ^ || heli-COW-pter
==
COW giving birth The Ninja Cow
* (__)
(oo) ________(__)_
---------------/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_)
| 0.0 | | _______/ | /*__*
|---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_
| C CE ^ - | | | /--( |==|/ )
| 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | /
| 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | | | | |
| 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |- /- /
| 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^
| || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
||-----------|| |_____________|
^^ ^^
Cow-culater Cow-culator
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------//-------/
/ | || / | || /| || /| ||
* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
COW-comitant
(__) (__) (__) (__)
($$) (&&) (YY) (%%)
/-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y
USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow
_____________
| |
| INDIANA 45 |
| | |
| PURDUE 52 | |
|_____________| |
______|====
/// \
// \
\
\
(__) __ \
(oo) /)( \
* / /_/~__/ ||
/ __/~ ||
/ / ||
| _/ ||
| | ||
~ ~ ------
Hoosier
Cow
. .
. . (__)
(___) . (___) . (oo)
(o o) . (- -) . /-------/ 5+2=?
/ . / . / ! !!
Q.. Q.. * !!----!!
^^ ^^
smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts
(__) (__)
(00) ( )
/----------------/ /---------------
/ | | | |
* ||-----------|| |||----------||| *
^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^
SIDE VIEWS
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
* |
^^^ ^^^
BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW
^ (___)
_- --/ - ` ^ |*-*|
_________/_________ ^____ _ o/`-
" /| / U |
(__) ` /_| _ - / | /
|@@| | | //
/`--------.__/ | C/
| / ---/
//`---/|| |/ |
|| || || ||
|| ||
|| ||
Helicowpter
Cool Cow
(__) (__) |
(oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o
/---------------------/ /-------/---|| / | ||
/ | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----||
* ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured
mobile phone. by head-shrinkers
((( ))))
(( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man !
( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ /
( ( ( )))) | | _/
( ( / ) ) ) O O /
( ( \ ) ) ) C / -
( : // ) ) ~
: : /
: : O / | |
: : ( | | )
: : ___/ /
: : (__) W/ W
: : (oo) /|_n_|
: : ----/ / || ||
: : :: | () ()
: : ---:: * || ||
------------^^ VV VV
Newton's Cow
(aka Mooton) Bart Cow
__
>(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
(oo) color according to the action you should take.
/-------/
/ | || If this cow appears to be:
* ||----||
^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
MAGIC DESISION
MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control
BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
quickly!
/~~ +
) ( __/ O O
( o) ========== o_o_o
* o / / __ (___)
/----- / (**) (___)
----- || / / (___)
$ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00
||-vv-- ~~ parfum"/ _ |
~~ ======== _o
Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II
______ ___________
: Oui? : : :
_______ `v-----' : CORNED :
: Nee! : (__) : BEEF :
`------v' (oo) :_________:
/-------/
/ : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum
* ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
the boundary conditions!"
Belgian Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------/
/ : :: (/)
* ::----:: /oo (__)
XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____ (--)
X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------/
X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / | __
X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__|
XX================>> ~ ~
Cow klux klan Cow resting
Irakean Cow
___()
COW ------------| o
| )O-------------- MOO
-----|____/ /
/
/ (____)
/ ( )
/ |( )
/ ( )
/ ( )
X | ( )
/ | ( )
/ (____)
/ |_o_o_|
/ | |
/ | |
/ ___()
-----| o cow chip
| |O-------------- ~MOO
BULL ---------- |____/
Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
( ) ( )
/ /
___/ ___/
(o o) (o o)
/-------------o/ /-------------o/
/ | || / | ||
* ||-,--------|| * ||@\-------||
|| || || \ ||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull
__
(__) ( ) (__)
(oo) / (oo)
_______/ / _______/
/ / /| |
/ | || / / || ||
* ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated
(__) (__) iiiiIiiii
(oo) (oo) '|o o|`
/---------/ ---------/ _________/
/| | || / | || / | |
* |__|-----|| //____-----|| # ||ww____||
|| || * || || || ||
~~ ~~
cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow!
(or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
_ ^
| **~~~~~~~
_____) ___ | **~~~~~~~
__/ __ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
_/ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
/ ____ ( ) / |
/ / __/ __ |o o| /( /|
/| ||_/ / ( ) |
^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \^^^^^^^^^^ /~ |
// / | ||
[][] [][] Patriotic Cow
Sha-MOO
/
/
/
| |
/ * *
/ ** *
/ * ** **
/ * * ** **
. . . | | * * <--- the world
. . / **** * *
. . . / * * ** **
. . . / **** **
. / * *
. | |
. / ****
. / * . .
. / **** . .
/ * . .
/ ****
| | . . .
| **** |
| * * | . . .
| **** | . . .
| * * | . . .
|------------------------------| . .
| (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . .
. /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |
/ | // // // // // | . . .
. / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| .
. / | | | | | | | | | | | | .
/ USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA .
|______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| .
. (______________||______________) . .
. /_ /_ . . .
!!! !!!
The herd shot 'round the world.
(_ _)
___ (o o)
(__) _- -_( )
(++) /- O O
/____O/ / | ||
/| || * ||-___-||
* ||--|| ~~ ~~
~~ ~~
This cow belongs to This cow belongs to
Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr
_________(__)___
| -------------- |
(__) (__) "slurp" /|| ||
(oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% ||
/-------/ /------- * * ||______________|| /
/ | || __/ || | * |________________|/
* ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || ||
~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~
*
cowoperation ----------------------
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
/ - - - - - - - - --- /
----------------------
(oooo) personal cowmputer
oo( -0 )oo
/ ------------ /
/ | | /|
/ | ----_/ | / |
> < ||| ||| / |
||| ||| |/ |
~~ ~~ |
Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__)
note the shapely figure and painted / /// (oo)
hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------/
for MIT men. | / / | ||
| / * ||----||
| / ^^ ^^
_____ * |/ breacowt!
(_____) /
( OO )_____________ /
(/~~) ######### / |------------
O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD )
| ######### | |/------------/
| |__________| |
|| | || |
|| | || |
[[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM
Saddam moo-sein
@
(__) (__) _____/
/| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ *
_o______/_|_/_/_|__/|____|//////== *- * * -
/_________ 00 | 00 | /== -* * -
[_____/^^__________|_____/^^_____] *- * -
__/ __/
Cow-mobile
(()) (()) ||||
(oo) (oo)
/------/ (OO) /------/
/| | /------/ /| |
* ||----|| /| | * ||----||
^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^
^^ ^^
Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow
getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!)
/
/ (__) __
(oo) (oo) (oo)
/------/ /-ooo--/ /------/
/| | /|o | o | /| |
* ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow
o o - -
O Moo!!!!
ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow
Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car
___
[___] ____|___|____
(o o) / [__]
/-------------/ / (oo)
/ | ||^ |V / |/|
| | <**> | |-----------------|
* -----/------ | Cow-Price |
|| O O || |_________________|
|| || _________________/
|| || | | | |
oo oo |__| |__|
(With gun and Handcuffs)
(it's a Cow-Price)
(Classic of course)
/
/
(__) (__) /
//_(oo) //_(oo) /
// == // == /
/ | //|| / | //|| /
* || || * || || /
^^ ^^ ___^^____^^_____/
Silly cow
(his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley.
___ __ __ _
(( / (__) ( // (__) (__) //
\ / (oo) /\/(oo) _(oo) //
,---- /--/ ,---- /--/ /----/ \/ //
( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====
`-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || _( ) //
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^
beecows Cownan the barbarian
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------/ /-----------------/
/ | || / | /qwertyuiop ||
* ||----|| * || asdfghjl; ||
^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ ||
sliced cow ^^ ^^
keyboard-cower
( )
(oo)
/--------/
/ || ||
* ||------||
|| ||
( ) || ||
(oo) || || | | | |
/--------/ || || || || || ||
/ || || || || || || || ||
* ||------|| || || || || * ||------||
|| || || || || || || ||
|| || || || || || --------/
|| || || || || || (oo)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( )
high cow very high cow broken very high cow
__ (__)
(__) (__) (oo)
(/) (oo) < vv >
/-------/ /-------/____) /
/ | || / |______ | | /| |
* || || || || __ / |( )|
____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||
cow san /___||__||_*_
Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~
Cownt Dracula
(__) ( )
* ` (OO)' (00) //
_/-------/ ` ___ /___//
|| ||_. ` /---_/---
%_/ ~----- ------------------
~ l l
l___________l
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l
// // // / / | \ \ l v v l
- -
Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant
,_________________./ /
(__) -/.__________________ -
oo ) (__) /
_!_/_ (oo) /
!--!-___/ ! ././
!__! ! ! | |
___/ * | |
/ W / | |
! ! o / / / '
! ! /|/' |
______/__________________|______ _____
Cow from ^ ^
Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath
.
. .
. . . __ __
. ||______________________||
. . || __________________ ||
/ || | (__) | ||
. . / || | (oo) | ||
| -|| | _/_ | ||
. . || |=---------/(())-| ||
( |-----------------------
. ( || _______________________
|| | |
. | | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
| |-----------| | .
. | PETERBILT | .
| |
. (=========================)
|_||_| |_||_|
.
.
Pompano Beach or bust!
^^^
^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*********************************** /
*********************************** /
*********************************** /
*********************************** /
^(__) /
/ (@@) /
82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper |__/__
| | |
| | |
|__|-^-
/ __*
| |
^ ^
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| U. S. Federal Prison |
|---------------------------------------------|
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | |
| | | | | | | (00) |/ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | __/__/ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | / _ | | | | | | |
| | | | | | |/ | * | | | | | |
| | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | |
-----------------------------------------------
Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
---------------------------------------------------------
---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|----
--.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|-
-|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|---
----| ^ ^ (xx) ___//---^ -----.---|--
----- | _____/ / _____ ---.---
========= - _____/ ^ . _/____ ^ -====
. - - / ' ^ . - .
/ . ^ -
` ^ ` ` `
Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
(__)
(OO) __
/ |__|
// |
// |
^^ // |
/-------------
-----------------------/ Panama
----------------------/ or
/ Bust!
_____________/---------------------_____________
/
/
/
_________________________________________________/
M1 Abrams Cow Commander
(__) *
(OO) |
/ |
// -----
// /
^^ // /
// | |
--^^------ * /
____ / / /
|||||| | |
|||||| /
|||||| | / |
|||||| /__________________
|||||| /
|||||| (_/)
__||||||||__ (@@)
| .,....,. | /
| ...,.,.. |
------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
The Acowdemy Award
____________________________________________________________________
| ________________________________________________________ |
| 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 |
| / ........... ____ |
| | / A10806726C | |
| | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | |
| | | (oo) | | |_ | | | |
| | A10806726C | _/_ | | |__ | | | |
| | 1 .......... //;;// ........... 1 | |
| ......... _______________ ........ / |
| 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS ____________________( 10 |
|______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
Cownterfeit
>>>----> *___ ______
__|_**_|__
>>>----> | . . |
_______________ /
* ( | | US CALV| o/
>>>----> / / |_________| -- |
( / / ___________ ---| |
>>>----> . ( ) / / |*|
. / /
. /* * *
The CALVelry COWard
____
| | . .
vv vv __|__|__ /
||----|| * �0/ __/
|| | / /-----------C/C (oo)
/-------/ / | CCCC /-------/
(oo) / ||_________CCCC / | ||
(~~) * || || * ||----||
nn nn ^^ ^^
Australian view of a
North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs
to "My Favorite Martian"
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
(__) >------/------< >------/------<
(oo) | | | | | | | |
>------/------< | | | | | | | |
| | | | | | || | | | | || | |
| `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' |
`--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--'
| | | | | |
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
"FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull
(Big Mac)
(_____) _____________
� 0/ /
_________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX
/ | U | _____________/
* | /______ _ |
|| || || ||
this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs
Any questions??
.
---) (__) *
|o o) ==== /
(---o/-- /-------/ (___)--------|/
| |#| ) | / | || (o o) ||
| |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--||
^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^
//-- || ^^(o o)--<
// | This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--<
|| * | /
^^ ~ * "69"
Cowborg
* * *
*
* * (__) *
* _--_ ( oo) *
_- ) '|
* /| ) _ ~~ * *
/ --
*-' // / > >
> >
/ / *
/ / *
_ _ -- _ _
/ *
* / _ _ _
| / | *
| |
* | | * *
| |
| | *
| _ _ _ /|
/
* _ _ _ / *
---
"COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
(__)
(__) __/__/
(oo) l l
/--------/ l__l
/ | | / l__
* || >-|- < / /
|| | ())))) ))))))
^^ ^ / )))) ))))))
/ / (
bum steer [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cowabunga!!
(__)
(~~) V __ (__) (__)
/--------/ | / (oo) (oo)
* | | ----: /-- --/ /-------/ BIG MAC
>--: |----| / | || / | |---/
| | * ||-----|| * ||----|
^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal
_______
-<| CUD
/-<|_______/
(__)// / ((|))
(oo)/ ($ $)
// /-------_/ *
/ | / | ||__='/-----// /\|___===< |
__^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | |
oo oo oo oo `////\\\\
Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board
(watch out!)