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Cow Festival

Posted on November 24, 2001 in humor

                  ________________________
         (__)    /                                 * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   ( A real COWlector's Item! )
  /-------/  --'________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
 / |     ||
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
     Cow
Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu.
HTML version by Neil Enns
  ______________
  |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
  |    COWS    |     /-------/    /-------/    /-------/    /-------/
  |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
  ______||_______
  | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)
  |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)
        ||           /-------/    /-------/    /-------/    /-------/
        ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||
        ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||
        ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~
-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------/       /-------/       /-------/       /-------/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk
         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)            (o o)             (o o)
  /------- /       /------- /       ------- /       /------- /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
*  ||,---||       *  ||@--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull
         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------/-*     /-------/       /-------/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     ||      )*)(/* /  *     / |     ||
*  ||----||  *    |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/|(/)(//(,,/   )|(//|)(/
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow
          (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)            (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------/      /-oooooo-/       -------/  -------/
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
 ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her
         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------/               *-------/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /-------/
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------/               /-    --/               /-     -/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------/               /-------/               /-------/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms
                                         /                  __
                                        /                   ||
             (__)                 (__)    /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   /                 (oo)
      /------S/S          /-------/    /S          /-------/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow
                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
                 (oo)                     /------/
           -------/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously
       to Ceasar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer
                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /------- /                 /--------/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------/             /-------/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---/
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
                    (____)             (____)                           (____)
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
         /-----------  /          /-----    /----          /-----------  /
        / ||       |  /          / |   |  /   |           / ||       |  /
       /  ||       ||||            |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
          //     //             / /     / /           ^^^^     ^^^^
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight
                         (__)
         (__)            (oo)         (__)
         (oo)            //          (oo)
  /-------/         /--/--            /-----
 / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.
*  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||
   OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO
 Cow-vertible      .     .     .
                              (__)
*_                     *_     ( oo             *_
        (__)                //                  (__)
   .----( oo____         .-/----._____          .( oo_______
    ||____/____          ||__________           |_/________ 
    OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO
                    Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)
  *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)
          (o o)            (o o)                (oo)
    ------- /       ------- /          /-------/        ________
     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______
     ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^
               Twins                         Cow Catcher
                             (__)
         (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)
         (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)
  /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/
 / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||
*  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
                    ^^      ^^
 Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird
     Cow                Cow
         (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)
         (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)
  /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||
 / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/
*  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^
   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's
     cow                  cow                        cow
                                          (yes, that's the Russian symbol.
                                               Use your imagination.)
               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
                        (__)                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)
               )\               (__)
              /  \              (oo)
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow trying out for a part
              in the new JAWS movie
        *                                                 (__)
         \                                                (DD)
          \                                        /-------\/
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
           \\ ||
            \\||
             \||
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
     /--UU--\/        (____________)
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather
   *  ||---||
   (New) Jersey Cow
                       O O                 O O
                        \ \               / /
                         \ \          (__) /
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//
   /-------\/               \|        | /
  / |     ||                 +--------+
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
           o==+--
           |  |\ \
           |  | \ \    ____________________
           |   \ \ \   |                  |
           |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |
           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |
           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |
           |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |
           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |
         /---\       \ |  +------------+  |
        /     \       \|                  |
        |     |        |                  |
        \     /        |                  |
         \---/         |                  |
                       |                  |
                    --------------------------
                   (                          )
                    --------------------------
                  Cow-struction worker.
                                               |
                                             /---\
                                             : = :
                                             :   :
                           :,','. '.         :   :---\
              ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :
            Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.
         o  o
         |__|             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
 male relative     cow              cow            cow
 cow
                       x
                   xxxx|xxxx
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                       |
                      //
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
                            o        o             (__)    ^
                             \      /              (oo)   /
                              \    /           _____\/___/
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
   / | x=a(b)||       / |    ||         *----/\
  *  ||------||      *  ||___||             /  \
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^
    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
            o
            | [---]
            |   |
            |   |                              |------========|
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|
      |           |                ___  (__) |==============|
      \-----------/             [](   )=(oo) |==============|
       \  \   /  /             /---===-- \/  |
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^
    -----------------           ||      |      |
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
     /     ----    \
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon
                (__)
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//
              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
                 /      \ ^               //                   \\
                     Psycowlogist and patient
                                               (___)
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
        *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
      ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^ /==V===[]
               \______/                        \_____\\//
                                                \__/
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
    It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
                                                //   //
                                                ^^    ^^
                                          ==================
 _____________________________            H                H
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /
 |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||
 |             | ^           |            H                H       ||
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||
 |             |             |            H                H       ||
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard
     (  (    )
   ( (     )   )
   ( (         )
  (           / )
 ( ( \\       )
     ( |  // )
       |   |    (__)
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/
    ``'---------^^
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
                   \  |  /         ___________
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
             / |     ||        ||_______| \
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
                        "Cow Town"
              \ (__)                       (__)
              \\(oo)                       (\/)
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
        / |    (##)                / |     ||
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
         (__)                                              (__)
         (oo)                                              (oo)
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
                         *
                      **   **
                 * **  * * *  **
                *   /  /   \ *  *
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
                 Cow in Heat
           (___)
           (o o)
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow
         (__)                 \__\                 (__)
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
         ____
        (____)
                               .xxxx.
         (__)                  '(oo)`
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  /-------\/            / |    |============>
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
*  ||----||               ~~    ~
   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
   holy cow            armed and dangerous
         (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
           (---)
           (   )
          /-----\                          (___)
          |     |                          (o o)
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O
          |  *  |                 *  | O |
          ^^   ^^                    -----
          Coward                  Phone Bull
                  _______________________________
         __    /    Send YOUR cow pictures to   \
         (00)   ( dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu )
  :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/'
 : #     ##
   ##****##
   ""    ""
 |    |                              |    |           *
 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------
 |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________
 |     _________________             |     _________________
 |    /                              |    /
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
 |    |                              |    |
/      \                            /      \
Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    \_________________
 |     _________________
 |    /
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |
 |    |                                (__)
 |    |                      *---------(..)
/      \                        ^^----^^\/
The attempt results in an udder disaster.
  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
                                           :          ^^    ^^
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
                          ...---...
                       ../  / | \  \..
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                   \          |          /
                    \         |         /
                     \        |        /
                      \       |       /
                       \      |      /
                        \     |     /
                         \    |    /
                          \   |   /
                           \  |  /
                            \ | /(__)
                             \|/ (oo)
                          /---++--\/
                         / |  || ||
                        *  ||-++-||
                           ^^    ^^
               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
              ..---..                             (__)
             /       \                            (oo)
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
             |       |                    / |     ||
             |       |                   *  ||----||
             |       |                      ^^    ^^
             |       |
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
            Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
                     (__)
                     (oo)
        /---+      +--\/
       / |  |      | ||
      *  ||-+      +-||
         ^^          ^^                             *
   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
                                    (__)
                                    (oo)
                             /-------\/
                            / |     ||
                           *  ||----||
                              ^^    ^^
                             (__)  (__)
                             (oo)  (oo)
                      /-------\/    \/-------\
                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \
                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
                       ^^                  ^^
                      (__)                (__)
                      (oo)                (oo)
               /-------\/                  \/-------\
              / |     ||                    ||     | \
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
                    (__)                       _--------_
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
            / | 007 ||                         __________
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|
              ^^    ^^                          --------
       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
                                                     (__)
                                                     (oo)
                                                    /'^^^-m
            (__)                                   / '' ` )
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |
          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||
     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww
            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula
 ____             ____                                |+++++|
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|
-----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ----------------------------------
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!
 |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\
  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *
     \  |  __________________________________/
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/
    / /  \ \
    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?
        (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter
*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
 \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
 //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
 ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking
          (__)
          (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
           \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
       ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
       //__                      Cow             Cow pooing
       Cow marching            standing
   Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//
(___)
(  --
 \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.   Zzz z z z z z  z   z
   \O
                                    ______
         (__)                       |    |                   (__)
         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
      ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/
         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
         ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
 Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant
          (___)            (___)             (___)
          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
           \ /              \ /               \ /
        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/
                        Cowed Forces
             \ _ /
            - ( ) -                          /\
             / " \                         /|  |   (__)
             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
     ^^      ^^
 Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice
           )    (                         _
           (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
          / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
          (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
           (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
  /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
 / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
*  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
   ~~    ~~
     Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo
      ______________________            _______________________
      |                    |            |                     |
      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
      |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |
      |--------------------|            |---------------------|
            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1
                  (__)                                   (__)
                  (oo)                                   (oo)
     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||
    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/
    Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989
       ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
     |                \/                ||                       \/
    _|_                                _||                       ||
   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
  (   )                              (   )|                      ||
   | |________________________________| | |                      ||
   \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
    []               []               []                / |     ||
                                                       *  ||----||
                    COW-CH                                ^^    ^^
                                                          Cowraffe
                                              *      *
                                               \    /
                                                \  /
       /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/
     /   (__)                   \           +----------+
    |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          |
   |^^^|  \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |
   |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
   |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
    ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||
                         "COWCH POTATO"
                                                 +------------+         +
                                                 | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
                       |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
|\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
|  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
|  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
\  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
 \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
   ----------                       +                           (    )
    Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
                                                                 o  o
                                                    Psycho Cow (with knife)
         (__)
         (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
  /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ^                ^  /|
 / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ^      ^     ^ / |
*  ||----||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)|
   ^^    ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)|
 The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ |
                                                  |(__) \           / (__)|
                \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)|
                 \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
                 /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /
      Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
      trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/
              / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
          ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
             \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
              \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
               \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
                \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
                 \/___________\/                             \:/
                 /             \
                /               \
          (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
  /--------\/         /^^^^^^^\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
./ |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
   |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
   | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
   ^^    ^^
cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow
                              (___)
                              (  OO
  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
 |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
 |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
 |                              |                  |                   |
 |                              |   (__)           |                   |
 |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
 |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
 |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
 |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
 |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
 |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
 |                                                                     |
 |                                                                     |
  (                                    ______                         )
   (                                  /      \                       )
     (                               /        \                    )
        (                            |        |                 )
           |                         |        |              |
           |                         |        |              |
           |_________________________|________|______________|
  \ \
   \ \
    \ \
     \ \   (__)
      \ \  (oo)                                                 /
   /---\----\/                                                 /
  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
 *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
    ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
            ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>
             \\_____//                        | /______/  /
             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
             /\------\                          ^  ^    /
            (oo)      \                                /
            (--)       *                              /
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
          ______________________
         |                      |\
         |       (__)           | |
         |       (oo)           | |
         |        \/            | |
         |       / \ \          | |
        /////////   \_ \_///////  |
         |     |     /          | |                           (__)
         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
         |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
         | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
   _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
                cow-lliope in the circus parade
      *
       \
    w   \    w                                        (__)
    \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
     \\/  \//                                          \/
      |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
      \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
      //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
      ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(^^)/
     /^^  ^^\                  /----\                 |  |
   / ======== \               /      \                |  |
  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
 |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
  \            /               ||  ||                ^  / ^
   \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                  *
     \ _____ /
Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus
             (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ^     mooing
      /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
    *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
       ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||
       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
                                                          |  |
                                                          ~  ~
         (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
         (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
  /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
 / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
*  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
   ^^    ^^   -- ^  ^   ^  ^ --   ^^    ^^            (__)
          A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
                                                     / \/       ____________
                                                    /   \===^__|            |
                ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
          (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
          (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
   /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I^ ^   |            |
  / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
 *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
    ^^    ^^    ----------------------
           Just a humble cownoisseur
    (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
     \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
        \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
                     \/
                         a cownfluence
                                                  _______
            (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
            (oo)  |                              |___|___|
          ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
         |  |  |                                 |       |
         |  |  |                                 |_______|
       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
        *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
           /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
           ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/
        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow
                 _
        ________|@|________
         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
         |---------------|                   (^\/^)              \(:)/
         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
         ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
         ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ^ ||----||
         |  ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
         | _____ |     (__)
         ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
         ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
         ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
         ||_____||______\|
         |_______|_______|
                                                              ----------------
     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
                                                 ( ----0      ----------------
                  (___) "Moo have twenty         _\/_
                  |===|  seconds to comply."    /oooo\---O
           ________\_/ /                       /oooooo\
          | |        |                        /oooooooo\
          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
            ||      ||                      /____________\
            ^^      ^^
             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow
   __________________        ___________________        ___________________
  /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
 /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\
------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
 \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
  \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            Ronald McDonald's Cows
                           @ @
                            @@@ @
                              @@ @
               Pffii           @@@@ @@
         ___________D           @@@@@@
        |________  |            _______
         (__)   | /             \     /
         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
      |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
      |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
      |     /     \     |     |       |\/
      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
      |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
           \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
                  Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow
                                              o         _____________
                                              /\       /             \
                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! )
     __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
       \/----///\                     /-------\/
     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
              (  )                  *  ||----|   U
                                       ^^    ^
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow
     o          o               o              o             o       o
o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
    o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
          O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
         (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
  /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
*  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
   ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
   Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
                                        ___
                                      _/...\  *==\        ________________
      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
    / |           \ /              /-----|-|--- \ /     /\________________/
   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
                                    || --+_+- ||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
                                   |  |_     |  |_
          /\                       |____|    |____|
         / O\                         Santa Cows
        / ,  \
       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
       -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
      /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
     / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
     -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
     /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
          ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
          ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
                                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
                                      Christmas Cowols
                               O
                                   O  O  O
                                            O                    *
           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\
     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
      ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
 *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  |----------------------|                         /\
  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
  |                      |                /            \ \
  |                      |          ----------------------------
  |______________________|
                                              \/
  |----------------------|                  o-@@
  |______________________|
                                       Minimalist Dead Cow
   ----------------------
      Mark Rothko Cow
                                                     /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><>
                                                     \|}() (&)  [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM#***
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
------------------------------------------------
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________
------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |
  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |
------------------------------------------------         --------------------
              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow
            oo                    --
                                                           \/
       cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow
                     II
      ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
  ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
 |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
 | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
 | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
 |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
 | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
 \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
 (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--|--|--|-II-|--|--|--II+--|--|--+II--|--|-
     (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
                              II--|--|--|-II-|--|--|--II+--|--|--+II--|--|-
               What cows think when people MOO at them
           /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)
          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
      ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
          ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)
cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.
            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
     ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^
Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow
                            (__)                            (__)
                            (oo)                            (oo)
            /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
        /  (  +-|-|-|-|-|-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
       *   (  +-|-|-|-|-|-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
            ( +-|-|-|-|-|-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
             (+-|-|-|-|-|-+)                     ^---------^
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ||        ||                       ||       ||
              ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^
              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"
   /\
  /  \         __                           ________   ------
 DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|
      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^
       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege
         (__)
         (oo)
  /-------\/                           #         #
 / |     ||                            \\       //
*  ||----||\                            \\     //
   ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /
             \                           |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          |     |
              |                          / \_/  \        (__)
              |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
              |                        //        \\       /\
  ___________\|/___________
        Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party
         ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
       \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis
        ___________________________
       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
|                                         |              |     ||
|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
    |___|                        |___|
              Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow
                             __               o oo o
                            (__)               \||/
                            (__)               (__)              (___)
     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
     ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow
                                                                      (       )
              (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
              (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
  /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
 / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
*  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
   ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
   ^^         ^^           #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^
  Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows
           (__)                                     (__)
         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
       \|________|                         *____/|________|
             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter
             (__)                                   (__)
           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
    *____/|________|                            \|________|
    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
      \\                                    \\
       \\                                    \\
       / \                                   / \
      /   \                                 /   \
      \    \                                \    \
       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
       /    / \/                           o /    / \/
      /    /                                /    /
      \   /                             o   \   /
       \ /                                   \ /
       //                                    //
      //                               o    //
  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run
  ___
 /   \       (    )   Happy
|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
|      |      \  /__                         (oo)
+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
|   |        |   / /                   |     ^^            / |     ||
o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
                                       ^^                    ^^    ^^
 Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow
                      (__)                 +=============================+
                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
    __|______\__/____/\\[             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
       ---                ---
             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars
                 __ _________                           __ _________
                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
                       o                                      o
                      o                                      o
                    o                                      o
                (__)                                   (__)
           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage
            (__)      o   o               *        (__)
            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
                __//     \__                                  |\__|\
        /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                         | 00 |
       /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
    (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
    /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
 *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
      \_                           _//                        nn  nn
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           Cow after learning that
                                                      the vice president has a
(__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
(oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
 \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
                                                                (+o)
(__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
(oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
 \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
                                                      ==        ==    --
           Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey
                                                               /.
                                                         moo  /`'\  .
             (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
      /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
    *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
-------^^----^^-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
                    \                         /       /         /
                          Ech-cow   (echo)
                 ________________                  (__)
         ^__^   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
         (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
  /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
 / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW
*  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
   ^^    ^^                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/
      *             .                 .    ,
           .           .     *        .      .
                     .                                 *
          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
        -   *   -                (       .      |
      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
         .                       / \\        ,      |
        ,      *         *      /   /\\
                   .           /\\ /       .           .
          *           .       /   \\             .         .
    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
       .    ,     .         .            .  *          .
                           The Milky Way
                      \  /         ________________________________
                       \/         /                                \
               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
               (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
               _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
         *    (    ) //       O
          \  (\\    //       o
           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
  ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
 |\__[=======______//________)__                      Cocown  (==/)
 |_______________//____________|                               <>/
     |||      || //||     |||
     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^
      ||      /  ./      ||                            /- -     /  MU  /
                 . .                                    (  ^  ) __/______/
                '.'.`                                    _O_/
             COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow
   (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
          (           -                        -               |  =s
O                               |            *
                  |           O                     -  |
             |                                                  |
        -                    -                |
)
       Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
                                      (__)                ---_
(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   
(xx)-                        /-------/               / |   _ (__)
 / /-___________--        / |     |                *  ||     (oo)
                             *  ------                    ~~ ____ /
       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)
                                 (__)
                                 (oo)
                                  /                             ___/
                           /     / \                            (0 0)
                                /   /\                            /
                               /\ /                               v
                    /         /   \                               |
                             /                             <-------|------->
                       /    *                                      |
                 |                                                |
           /     |           /                                  __|__
                 \                                             / /
           /       \                                           / /
      /              \___                                      / /
            /          \                                        __|__
               /         \                                            /
 /    /           /        \                                    | /|
            /                \                                  | V |
        /         /            \                                |   |
              /                  \                              |   |
                   /               \                            W   W
                                     \
       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
       ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
                   The dreaded cowtapult
    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
    (__)               (__)             (___)             \      ((oo))
    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \------\//
   | / |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
    |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
                                        (___)               ^^^    ^^^
Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           _*             Cow during an
 FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake
          ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
         ( D   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
   _________| | MOOTV____(          /-------_O---moo        *-/-------
  /|     ||   _/____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  
 / ||____| /^   /                *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
*  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               /|(/)(/(,,/
   ^^    ^                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
     "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
                       ______________________________________________________
                      |                                                      |
             _______  |                                                      |
            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
           / /(__) || |                                                      |
  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
 |         |-------|| |                                                      |
(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
 |  ____          ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
/| / __    |______||     / __    / __    | |            / __     / __   |
|| /   |_______________| /   |_| /   |__| |___________| /   |__| /   |_|/
   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
    __/                   __/     __/                    __/      __/
                           "The Moo-vers are here!"
         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
  *---    - (QQ)                  (oo)        (oo)        (oo)        (o-)
  -   ------/             -------/ ^^-------/ ^^-------/ ^^-------/
---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
      oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^
     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise
         -------------/
                     /
                    /
                   /
                 /
                /
               /                                 (__)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
                                                         /          ____
         |/|                   ___                 __/         / *  /
         (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
  /-------/ V          /--------Q/          /--------/               /
 / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              **/
*  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
   ^^    ^               --     --             --    --            Milkael
Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev
                        (*)                  (*)
   (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)
   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
 |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
 ||   ==<_=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____====/_>==   ||
 ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
 ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
 |====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
 |    |     |                                          |     |  /  |
 =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
                   cows having candlelight dinner
                                         (___)
                                         (o o)
    ( ** )                              ___/__
    |e  e|                             //^^*^^                  ___/
       / ____*===*______*             /   *                    (O O)
      OO      * Givenchy *           / |  *  |                   /
        |    *     *    *             |=====| /                  O
       /****************    *          "|_____|"
      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
     ||    ||     _/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
     v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^
        Haute Cowture                    COWNT
                                        |
                                        |[]         |
                                   (__) |           |[]         |
                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |
  *                        _________/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
  |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
  |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______/ /|      (OO) |
   =====  |/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______/ /|
  _|_/     _          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
  -//-----/\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
   _/     _/                     o           |===========|                |
-----------------                              o           |================|
    Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o
      ______________________________
     /                              
    (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
     ________________  ____________/
                      ) )                                            ()
               (__)   //                                            (  )
         (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
        /(oo)---/              (o o)                               (oo)
  /-------/   ||                 /-------               /-------/||||
 / |     ||----||                 O||     |              / |     || |||
*  ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
   ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
     Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi
                                                  (__)                  |====|
  /--------------------/                          (oo)                   oo/
 / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------/             /-------/
*  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
   ^^    ^^                       /     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
                                           ___/  ___/              ^^    ^^
        Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
(with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)
           /                                               __
          __                                            _[__]_
          (oo)                                            /(oo)
   /-------/                                       /------@/@
  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
 *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^
   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow
  _____          _________________
 /             /                 
( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
 __  _/        _____  __________/                         (__)
   ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
    \                //       )__(                        /-/-
          (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )
           (oo)                 /-------*               ^ (    ) ^
    /-------/                   ||     |                 (    )
   / |     ||                    ||----||                 /----
  *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /     
     ^^    ^^                                            ^      * ^
  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga
                                                         ^^    ^^
                                  O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
                                  |  (o o) ||           |     ||
            (no-bull-ity) --->    %  - /- ||           -------/
                                  |/| O | ||                  (oo)
                                  |  |   | ||                  (  )
                                     / v-' ||                   ><
                                 /==========|                  (  )
                                //         ||                  (oo)
  ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------/
 * |      ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
vv====>----=/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
                                                         ^^    ^^
                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule
                                 (__)                 (__)
        ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
         ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
         (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
  /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
 / |     ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
*  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
   ^^    ^^              as ghost            as Frankenstein
Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween
         (__)                                |/|               (__)
         (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
   __[_]__/                          /-------VV         /-------/
 / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
*  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                            ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~
 Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
 (very handy)    portable COW
Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
HTML version by Neil Enns
                                         _______________________
                            |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )
                            |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)
                           @|   Oo      (---------------------))
          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )
          (oo)                 /                       (oo)
   /-------/        /---------                  /-------/
  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II
 *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II
    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^
   Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow
         ________________                                             (__)
        // (__)(__)||(__)\                                           (oo)
       //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \                                   /-------/
      // \"/""/"||"/"/ \                                 / //____\
     / ============||=======\                               * //      \
   (|        |-    ||-       ||)
    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********
     -( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***
        ---            ---                                  ***          *
                                                           ****o
              Cowpool                                       ******
                                                             ***
                                                              ***     *
           (__)                                                ***  ***
           (oo)                                                 ******
    /-------/___()~
   / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow smoking a pipe
        o    o    o       o     o              o                    o
                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o
           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o
           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o
    /-------/___()       o           o        o          o
   / |     ||
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe
          *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *
                  *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *
           (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o
           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *
    /-------/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *
   / |     ||                   (
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
  Cow star-gazing
                                                   |
                                                  |/
                                               ----*----
                                                  /|
                                                   |
                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------/
           / |     ||
          *  ||----||
             ^^    ^^
  Cow wishing upon a star
                     ________                       _______
            (__)    /                     (__)    /       
            (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )
     /-------/  --'________/      /-------/  --'_______/
    / |     ||                     / |     ||
   *  ||----||                    *  ||----||
      ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~
      A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic
      Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@
                                                          @@� 0/@@
                                                            (o o)
                 ___________________________             **  |U|  **
                /      /          /        /            ***(     )***
               /      /__________/        /             //     /  \
              /                          /             //    ***    \
             /                          /                  *******
            /                          /                 ***********
           /                          /                ***************
          / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************
         /__________________________/               *********************
                                                    *********************
              Cow Stored as Binary
               Information.                              Cow Belle
           (___)                (___)                    (___)(___)
           (o o)              * (o o)                    (o o)(o o)
     /------ /   (__)         _(--)              /------ /   /-----
    /    ____O    (oo)         / (**)            /   (__)_O    O___    
   (    )/--------/         ( / / )          (   )(oo)-----/--/(    )
   /oo===|  / ~  ||           \    /           /oo==@/||  ~ ~ |===oo/
  | ||    ||~-----||           |||~~||          | ||     ||-----~||   || |
  * ||    ||      ||           |||  ||          * ||     ||      ||   || *
    ~~    ~~      ~~           [[~pallier]]  ~~            ~~     ~~      ~~   ~~
                           Cows at a garden party
                                              *       (__)       .
                                                     (oo)       .'
                                             ...------/       '.
            (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)
            (oo)             (oo)           . (oo)----||       (oo)
     /-------/       /------  /      /-------/     ^^/-------/
    / |     ||       / |     |/      / |     ||        |     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||        *><----><
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
        Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling
                    pissed off       pissed on           pissed
            (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )
            (oo)            (oo)            (OO)       (         )
     /-------/     ..-------/       -------/      (   (         )
    / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \        (      )    )
   *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\          (     )
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^
   Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where
   give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before
            (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(
            (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)
     /-------/       /-------===          (__)        --___--/
    / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||     *      //          /----/ 
   WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^
   Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow
   long grass          grass
            (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)
            (00)             (oo)             (@ @)           (* *)
     /-------/       /-------/       /------- /      ------- /
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O
   *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||
      ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^
   Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after
                     drink            mistake          calf went away
            (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)
            (DD)            (xx)             (oo)            (oo)
     /-------/       -------/      /-',',', /      /-------/
    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|',',',','     / | (+) ||
   *  ||----||         ||----||        |''''''|      *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^
    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of
    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow
                                                    (with due accowlades
                                                    to Gary Larson
                -  /-                              (The Far Side))
                 '/'
                 (oo)       _________
         /------- /       |       /|
       ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |
          |------|         |/_______|
        --|------|---------|-------
       /---------------------------
      /    __                       \
    //    /            __            \
  ///                  /                \\
              Highland Cow
        ________   
       |########|     
       |########|        
        --------           
          (__)  |              
          (oo)  |                  ______________________
           /   |                 |                       |
         /+++  o                 |                       |
        /+++++                   |          ____         |
       ~ #/###~                 |        /  To |        |
         / ii                   |         W.C.|        |
       ~~      ~~                |          ----         |
                                 |                       |
                                 |                       |
      In"cow"tinent              |------------------------
        (__) (oo) /-------/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^
        A well adjust(1)ed Cow
                 (__)
                 (oo)
           ^^    ^^
          /-------/
         / |     ||
        *  ||----||
        An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow
           >ysP   -"JlAe B  x
        A compress(1)ed Cow
        awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]
        An awk(1)ward Cow
        begin 644 cow
        M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;VI"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!(" @("!
        ;? HJ("!?"TM+2U? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*
        end
        uuencoded cow
                  __
                _|_ _|_
                 (oo)
          /-------/
         / |===w=||_|OO ... ....  (bullets,where w=gun)
        *  ||----|
           ^^    ^
         this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where
                        the hell is the horse then ?', let me
                        inform u that it too needs recreation and
                        has gone to play man-shoes !!
           ___________________________
        | |                (__)       
        | |                (oo)        |
        | |         /-------/          ____     Cow'ndom
        | |        / |     ||            ____)    Use it to prevent AIDS
        | |       *  ||----||           /
        | |          ~~    ~~          |
        | |___________________________/
       /-----------------------------------------------------------------------
      |[]  ________  ________  ------  ________  ________  ________  ------  __
     /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  |
    |      | _/__|  |___/_|  |[][]|  |_/___|  |/__/|  |_/___|  |[][]|  |_
    |--------------------------|    |--------------------------------|    |----
    |                          |    |                                |    |
    +---/OOO==OOO-------------======---------/OOO==OOO-------------======----
                                    Cow-st liner
                            _-_
                (__)       [   ]
                (oo)       /-_-
                 /-------/
                  ||     |
                  ||----||
                  ~~    ~~
            (__)                     *
            (oo)
     /-------/ ~~____________________________________________
    / |        // ||////////////////////||
   *  ||------+   ||////////////////////||
      ~~          ||////////////////////||
                                                  _-_
                                                 [   ]      (__)
                                                  -_-      (  )
                                                      --------
                                                       |     ||
                                                       ||----||
                                                       ~~    ~~
                             Andrei Ag-cow-si
   (__)___________________________________________________________(__)
   (oo)                                                           (oo)
    /_____________________________________________________________/
                             Cowaxial Cable
            (__)                              (__)
           ( V V )                            (oo)
           (>O O<)                     /-------/
           ( A A )                    / |     ||
     /-------/                      *  ||----||
    / |     ||                          |    | 
   *  ||----||                          V> V> V> V>
      ^^    ^^
  Tammy Fae Baker's cow            Imelda Marcos' cow
                       ++   ++
                      +||---||+
            (__)      | 1 2 3 |              (__)
            (oo)O     | 4 5 6 |              (oo)
     /-------/o/     | 7 8 9 |       /-------/__
    / |     |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # |      / |     |__/  ~~~~~~~/
   *  ||----|         +-------+     *  ||----|       _____/
      ^^    ^                          ^^    ^
       Cattle call                      Cow punch
            (__)  /                                        _
            (oo) /                                        / 
            -/-/                                        | + |
           /__/_|                  (___)                |___|
          /     /                   (o o)                (o o)
          |    /             /_______ /          /------- /
           _ /             / |-,---||O          / |     ||O
           | |             *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||
           ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^
       Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull
                 ___   ___

       (___)   ___________
       (o o)   |  O O O O O O|
      -- /----|-------------|-------/
      |  O                          /
                                  /
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
             Steerage
                                             ___________________
                                   ___      (  I MOO-ON MY WAY  )
                                 _|___|_    //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       v     v                    ( uu|    '
      / (___)                    /_c|
      | (o o) |                  /  C#=}~|
       _ /_/                  | )                       (___)      _____
        | O |                   | |  o |                   (- -)     / zzz |
        |   |                    |  | |            /------- /  ---<______/
        /[[~pallier]]                    [_] o ]           / |     ||O
       /                        |  / |          *  ||,---||
       ~~|~~|~                   L_/   |             ^^    ^^
         |  |                     || ||              Bulldozer
                                || ||
                                  ID ID
   Le Bullet Russe
                             Dick Tracy's Cow
     |                                  ==================================
     |                                  =                                =
     |                                  =                  _____         =
     |                                  =        ______   /             =
     |                                  =       /       |              =
     |                                  =      /        ||     (__)     =
     |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ ||     (oo)     =
     |   ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  ||(__)   /      =
     |     ##   |/ / /                 =     /  (__)  ||(oo)           =
     |       ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || /            =
     |        ##     / /              =          /   ||               =
     |         ##    / /               =               ||               =
     |          ##  / /                =               ||               =
     |           ## --                 =               ||               =
     |            ##  |                 =               ||               =
     |            ##   --*              =               ||               =
     |____________##_______________     =               ||               =
                  ##                    =               ||               =
                  ##                    =                                =
                   ##                   =           cow-cow nut          =
                    ##                  =                                =
                     ##                 =                                =
                      ##                ==================================
                       ##
                         ##
                           ##
                              ##
             Cow-sine wave
      Cow tipping:
      Step 1.              Step 2.
              (__)
              (--)
       /-------/             O--------O_
      / |     ||             /| ::     |_)
     *  ||w---||            * O--------O
        ~~    ~~
                                                                   *
               (__)     ________                              *    *
               (oo) ====________|                         *    *
        /-------/         /
       / |     ||         /                       *
      *  ||----||        /    
         ~~    ~~       /      
                     A Cowsmologist
               / _                         /         ` `_______ ` `
       //______/                         /           `/_/_|__ `
        |      (__)                       /(`')       `     |(__)  `
    *---|______(^^)                 /-------/          `    |(oo)  `
                /                 / |     ||          `  `  J /  `
                                  *  ||----||
        Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway
    (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year)
                       (___)     ________
                 .____ (o o)    /                        )
                /        /  --|  UGGGGH! |
              /       || O      ________/
             /      / ||
            /      /  ||
           /_____/__, ||
   *------'---------' ~~
           Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye
                           _________________________
            (___)         / ...The President then   
            (o o)        / had to take into serious  
     /------- /    ----| consideration what implica- |
    / |     ||O           tions it would have for.../
   *  ||,---||            _________________________/
      ~~    ~~
                Bull-etin from the White House.
     ________________________________________________
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
        %%      %%                      %%      %%
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||                      ||      ||
        ||      ||    _ (_)    o/      ||      ||
        ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||
    ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_______||______||____
   The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to
   vicious beasts...
         _
        |                                                        (___)
        |              (__)                (__)                  (~  )
   *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)
        |    ______     |/          /-------$/             /-------$/
        |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||
        / / ____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|
       / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^
      >               >              MacCow                   MosCow
        Stelth Cow
                      *
        vv       vv  /
        ||____M__||/
        ||       ||                      (__)
      /||_______||                      (xx)
     (Xx)                                 /
     (--)
                                 Cow by Georgia O'Keefe
         Dead Cow
                                                                 (__)
                                                                 (oo)
                                                                  /
                                                                  /
        __/---                                                  //\
       <__/-(__)                                                o/||o
            (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\
     /-------/                         /--/                 o///||o\o
    / |     ||                         / --                       ||
   *  ||----||                           ||                       =====
      ^^    ^^
                                                         A Christmas Cow-el
   The Butcher of Baghdad             Karen Cowpenter
   (Saddam Holstein)
            (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)
            (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)
     /-------/          /-------/   /o    /-------/   |    I   /-------
    / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |--------|  M  | 
   *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *
      ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^
                                       |                      |
   Cow owned by
  Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows
    \     //
     \( )//                                     (__)
      (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)
        /                    (oo)             /  /  
      /             ##########/             /   /   
      |   |         # ######## #             /   /     
      ___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |
     // | \          # #    # #             |   |  |   |
    //     \                                |___|  |___|
    "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys
      Cow11
                                                          _____
                                                         <_____>
                (  )                                      (==) |
                (oo)              __                /------/- *
       /---*-.---/              (oo)              / |   | /|
      / |* . * .||        /-------/              *  |       |
     *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|
        ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^
                           ^^    ^^
      Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day
                                          /
         /                              /
         /                    (__)     /                     |   /
         ||                    <`'>    /                      | /
       (_||_)                   /    /^                _____ ___ _____
      __||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) 
      | /xx  |               (    )==/          (_)------/--- /    
      __xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||
        /ww              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||
       /|  |            /    || _=======||           oo    oo
       |^  ^|                 ||
       ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter
                              ==
   COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow
   *                (__)
                   (oo)        ________(__)_
     ---------------/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)
     |          0.0  |         |  _______/  |                    /*__*
     |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_
     |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             /--(  |==|/ )
     |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |          /
     |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |                 | | | |
     |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |- /- /
     |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^
      |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"
      ||-----------||          |_____________|
      ^^           ^^
        Cow-culater              Cow-culator
                (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)
                (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)
         /-------/ /-------/ /-------//-------/
        / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||
       *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||
          ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^
                     COW-comitant
            (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)
            ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)
     /-------/       /-------/       /-------/     /-------/
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y
      USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow
      _____________
     |             |
     | INDIANA  45 |
     |             |                  |
     | PURDUE   52 |                  |
     |_____________|                  |
                                ______|====
                                ///     \
                                 //       \
                                             \
                                              \
                  (__)   __                    \
                  (oo)  /)(                    \
            *    / /_/~__/                     ||
               /   __/~                         ||
              /   /                             ||
               | _/                              ||
               | |                               ||
               ~ ~                             ------
             Hoosier
               Cow
          .                  .
          .                  .                  (__)
   (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)
   (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------/ 5+2=?
     /  .              /  .           / !     !!
     Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!
                                          ^^    ^^
  smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts
                           (__)         (__)
                           (00)         (  )
           /----------------/           /---------------
          /  |             |              |              | 
         *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *
            ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^
                              SIDE VIEWS
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   |                            |
                   *                            |
                  ^^^                          ^^^
               BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW
                                         ^        (___)
                 _- --/   - `           ^        |*-*|
            _________/_________          ^____  _  o/`-
            "       /|                           / U   |
      (__)   `     /_| _ -                      /   | /
      |@@|           |                            |   //
       /`--------.__/                            |  C/
        |         /                               ---/
        //`---/||                                |/ |
        ||      ||                                || ||
                                                  || ||
                                                  || ||
        Helicowpter
                                                 Cool Cow
                          (__)             (__) |
                          (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o
     /---------------------/       /-------/---||         / |      ||
   /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||
  *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^
      ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^
          Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured
                                     mobile phone.          by head-shrinkers
         ((( ))))
       ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !
      ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /
    ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/
   ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /
    ( ( \       ) ) )                     C / -
        ( :  // ) )                         ~
          :   :                          /     
          :   :      O                  / |   | 
          :   :                        (  |   |  )
          :   :                          ___/ /
          :   :    (__)                  W/   W
          :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|
          :   : ----/                  / || ||
          :   :    ::                   | () ()
          :   : ---::                   * || ||
       ------------^^                     VV VV
          Newton's Cow
         (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow
           __
         >(__)       This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing
          (oo)       color according to the action you should take.
   /-------/
  / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:
 *  ||----||
    ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead
   MAGIC DESISION
   MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.
                     AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal
                     GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control
                     BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.
                     BLACK (on white): Lucky git!
                     ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,
                                      quickly!
                                        /~~                 +
        ) (                             __/                O O
        ( o)                        ==========            o_o_o
    *    o /                       /     __            (___)
         /-----                 /      (**)            (___)
      -----   ||                        /   /          (___)
     $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00
      ||-vv--  ~~                     parfum"/            _  |
      ~~                              ========               _o
     Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II
                     ______                   ___________
                    : Oui? :                  :         :
   _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :
  :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :
  `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:
          /-------/
         / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of quantum
        *  ::----::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation
           ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on
                                    the boundary conditions!"
         Belgian Cow
                   (__)
                   (oo)
            /-------/
           / :     ::                      (/)
          *  ::----::                      /oo                 (__)
     XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____                (--)
      X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------/
      X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          /  |      __
      X         George   >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|
     XX================>>                                   ~     ~
                                   Cow klux klan       Cow resting
        Irakean Cow
                            ___()
           COW ------------|   o
                           |     )O-------------- MOO
                      -----|____/  /
                                 /
                                /                               (____)
                               /                                (    )
                              /                                 |(    )
                             /                                   (    )
                            /                                     (    )
                            X                                     | (    )
                           /                                     |  (    )
                          /                                          (____)
                         /                                           |_o_o_|
                        /                                              |   |
                       /                                               |   |
                      /    ___()  
                      -----|   o                                   cow chip
                           |     |O-------------- ~MOO
           BULL ---------- |____/
                   Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)
                      (       )                      (       )
                            /                             /
                        ___/                          ___/
                        (o o)                          (o o)
           /-------------o/              /-------------o/
          / |           ||               / |           ||
         *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\-------||
            ||          ||                 ||  \      ||
            ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~
        Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull
                                __
              (__)             (  )                       (__)
              (oo)               /                        (oo)
        _______/              /                   _______/
       /                     /                    /|      |
      / |     ||           /                     / ||    ||
     *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^
     Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated
               (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii
               (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`
      /---------/               ---------/                _________/
     /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |
    * |__|-----||            //____-----||              #  ||ww____||
       ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||
                                                            ~~      ~~
        cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!
                         (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)
                          _                                 ^
                                                            | **~~~~~~~
                     _____)  ___                            | **~~~~~~~
                  __/            __                    (__) | ~~~~~~~~~
                _/                                     (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~
               /       ____     (     )                  /  |
              /  /  __/    __   |o o|                /(   /|
             /| ||_/              /                  (   ) |
   ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \^^^^^^^^^^           /~  |
             // /               | ||
            [][]                [][]                Patriotic Cow
                    Sha-MOO
                              /
                             /  
                            /    
                            |    |
                           / *  * 
                          /  ** *  
                         /   * **                   **
                        /    *  *                 **  **
   .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world
    .           .      /     ****                *      *
    .   .         .   /      *  *                 **  **
      .     .  .     /       ****                   **
        .           /        *  *        
            .       |                    |
         .         /         ****         
     .            /          *                      .       .
           .     /           ****                 .          .
                /               *               .        .
               /             ****             
               |                              |    .    .  .
               |             ****             |
               |             *  *             | .       .    .
               |             ****             | .      .       .
               |             *  *             |    .       .    .
               |------------------------------|      .        .
               | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .
        .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |
             / | //  //  //  //  // |    .     .   .
         .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|       .
        . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |      .
         / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA      .
        |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .
       .       (______________||______________)     .   .
          .    /_                          /_  .     .    .
               !!!                          !!!
     The herd shot 'round the world.
                                          (_ _)
                                     ___  (o o)
             (__)                  _-   -_(   )
             (++)                /-        O O
         /____O/                / |       ||
        /|   ||                *   ||-___-||
       * ||--||                    ~~     ~~
         ~~  ~~
       This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to
       Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr
                                                   _________(__)___
                                                  | -------------- |
               (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || 
               (oo)     (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  
        /-------/       /-------          * *  ||______________|| /
       / |     ||  __/  ||      |         *     |________________|/
      *  ||----||  |  |  ||-----||  *       *          ||    ||
         ~~    ~~  |__|  ~~     ~~           *         ~~    ~~
                                              *
               cowoperation                    ----------------------
                                              / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                             / - - - - - - - - --- /
                                            ----------------------
                          (oooo)              personal cowmputer
                        oo( -0 )oo
            / ------------  /
           /  |          |                            /|
          /   |  ----_/ |                           / |
       > <    |||      |||                          /  |
              |||      |||                          |/ |
               ~~       ~~                            |
         Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)
    note the shapely figure and painted         / ///           (oo)
    hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------/
    for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||
                                               |  /     *  ||----||
                                               | /         ^^    ^^
        _____                 *                |/          breacowt!
       (_____)               /
       ( OO )_____________  /
       (/~~)  #########  /          |------------
        O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )
          |    #########  |           |/------------/
          |  |__________| |
          || |         || |
          || |         || |
          [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM         [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM
                       Saddam moo-sein
                                            @
                         (__)    (__) _____/
                      /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *
            _o______/_|_/_/_|__/|____|//////== *- *  * -
           /_________      00 |   00 |       /== -* * -
          [_____/^^__________|_____/^^_____]     *- * -
                __/                 __/
                         Cow-mobile
                (())                      (())                    ||||
                (oo)                                              (oo)
          /------/                       (OO)              /------/
         /|      |                  /------/              /|      |
        * ||----||                 /|      |              * ||----||
          ^^    ^^                * ||----||                ^^    ^^
                                    ^^    ^^
        Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow
                           getting electric shock        (Otay? Otay!)
             /
            /                   (__)                      __
            (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)
      /------/            /-ooo--/                /------/
     /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |
    * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||
      ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
     "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow
         o o                       - -
          O    Moo!!!!
     ghost-cow               sleeping ghost-cow
     Cow-nty Police Officer                  Cow-nty Police Car
                                                    ___
                  [___]                        ____|___|____
                  (o o)                       /        [__] 
      /-------------/                       /         (oo)  
     / |    ||^    |V                       /          |/|   
    |  |   <**>    |                        |-----------------|
    *  -----/------                        |    Cow-Price    |
       ||  O  O   ||                        |_________________|
       ||         ||                        _________________/
       ||         ||                        |  |           |  |
       oo         oo                        |__|           |__|
    (With gun and Handcuffs)
                                             (it's a Cow-Price)
                                             (Classic of course)
                                                             /
                                                            /
           (__)                                (__)        /
      //_(oo)                           //_(oo)       /
    //      ==                          //      ==       /
   / | //||                          / | //||       /
  *  ||    ||                         *  ||    ||      /
     ^^    ^^                         ___^^____^^_____/
      Silly cow
    (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.
         ___                 __  __                            _
        (( /   (__)        ( // (__)              (__)     //
         \ /  (oo)          /\/(oo)             _(oo)    //
      ,---- /--/      ,---- /--/        /----/ \/    //
     ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====
      `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  _(  ) //
           ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^
                   beecows                   Cownan the barbarian
            (__)                                  (__)
                (oo)                              (oo)
     /-------/                  /-----------------/
        / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   ||
   *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||
          ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||
       sliced cow                 ^^               ^^
                                    keyboard-cower
                               (  )
                               (oo)
                       /--------/
                      / ||      ||
                     *  ||------||
                        ||      ||
             (  )       ||      ||
             (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       |
     /--------/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
    / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||
   *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   ||      ||
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   --------/
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)
      ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )
       high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow
                                    __                         (__)
             (__)                  (__)                        (oo)
             (/)                  (oo)                       < vv >
      /-------/            /-------/____)                   /    
     / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |
    *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| 
                        ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""|| 
       cow san                                            /___||__||_*_
                              Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~
                                                           Cownt Dracula
                      (__)                     (  )
            *       ` (OO)'                    (00)   //
             _/-------/ `                 ___ /___//
               ||     ||_.  `              /---_/---
            %_/ ~-----                  ------------------
                       ~                   l           l
                                           l___________l
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          l   ll ll   l
    // // // / /  | \      \          l   v   v   l
                                           -           -
        Cow on a hot tin roof              A 'cow'ntant
                                                       ,_________________./ /
                (__)                                 -/.__________________  -
                oo )                                          (__)    /   
               _!_/_                                          (oo)  /
     !--!-___/    !                                         ././
     !__!     !    !                                          |  |
               ___/                                   *       |  |
              /  W                                 /          |  |
              !    !                       o    / /            /  '
              !    !                      /|/'               |    
                                    ______/__________________|______ _____
            Cow from                                          ^      ^
         Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath
          .
              .  .
              .  .   .    __                      __
                    .     ||______________________||
                 .    .   ||  __________________  ||
                        / || |           (__)   | ||
                  .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||
                      |  -|| |           _/_   | ||
                  .   .  || |=---------/(())-| ||
                      (  |-----------------------
                  .    ( || _______________________
                         ||  |                       |
                   .      |  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .
                             |     |-----------|     |       .
                    .        |       PETERBILT       |  .
                             |                       |
                      .      (=========================)
                              |_||_|             |_||_|
                         .                                 
                            .                                  
                             Pompano Beach or bust!
                                                   ^^^
                                                 ^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ***********************************                      /
    ***********************************                     /
    ***********************************                    /
    ***********************************                   /
                                                  ^(__)  /
                                                 / (@@) /
       82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  |__/__
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |  | |
                                                    |__|-^-
                                                   /      __*
                                                   |    |
                                                   ^    ^
         -----------------------------------------------
         |           U. S. Federal Prison              |
         |---------------------------------------------|
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  | | (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  __/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | /   _ |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    | *  |  |  |  |  |  |
         |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |
         -----------------------------------------------
         Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----
       --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-
       -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---
       ----|       ^  ^  (xx)    ___//---^       -----.---|--
       -----  |      _____/   /        _____        ---.---
       ========= -    _____/  ^   .  _/____  ^          -====
       . -     -      /                '     ^          .   - .
                    /       .  ^                     -       
           `        ^                 `                `       `
           Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu
                                (__)
                                (OO)         __
                                 /         |__|
                               //          |
                              //          |
                        ^^    //    |
                              /-------------
      -----------------------/    Panama     
      ----------------------/       or        
                           /       Bust!       
             _____________/---------------------_____________
            /                                                 
           /                                                   
                                                              /
            _________________________________________________/
                          M1 Abrams Cow Commander
                 (__)                             *
                 (OO)                             |
                  /                              |
                 //                            -----
                //                           /     
               ^^    //                     /       
                    //                       |       |
                 --^^------  *               /         
                   ____ /                  /      /    
                   ||||||                  |            |
                   ||||||                 /              
                   ||||||                |          /      |
                   ||||||               /__________________
                   ||||||                    /
                   ||||||                 (_/)
                __||||||||__              (@@)
                | .,....,. |               /
                | ...,.,.. |
                ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)
              The Acowdemy Award
     ____________________________________________________________________
    |      ________________________________________________________      |
    |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |
    |   /        ...........         ____                               |
    |  |                           /               A10806726C        |  |
    |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  |
    |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  | |           |  |
    |  |         A10806726C       |  _/_  |     | |__ | |           |  |
    |  |      1  ..........        //;;//      ...........   1      |  |
    |           .........     _______________     ........          /   |
    |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  ____________________( 10  |
    |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|
                             Cownterfeit
 >>>---->                                      *___                   ______
                                                                   __|_**_|__
       >>>---->                                                     | . . |
                                                      _______________   /
                                            *  (     |    | US  CALV|  o/
                   >>>---->                          / / |_________|     -- |
                                       (            / /  ___________ ---| |
      >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /                  |*|
                                           .      / /                 
                                          .      /*       *          *
                     The CALVelry COWard
                                          ____
                                          |  |             .      .
        vv    vv                        __|__|__                /
        ||----||  *                       �0/               __/
        ||     | /            /-----------C/C               (oo)
       /-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------/
      (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||
      (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||
                               nn         nn           ^^    ^^
  Australian view of a
  North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs
                                                 to "My Favorite Martian"
                                 (__)                     (__)
                                 (oo)                     (oo)
          (__)             >------/------<         >------/------<
          (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |
    >------/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |
       | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |
       | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |
       `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'
          |  |                   |  |                     |  |
          ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^
     "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull
                                   (Big Mac)
               (_____)           _____________
                � 0/           /             
       _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX
     / |          U |           _____________/
    *  | /______  _ |
       || ||    || ||
        this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs
                      Any questions??
      .
       ---)                   (__)                                      *
       |o o)                   ====                                     /
    (---o/--          /-------/                       (___)--------|/
     | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||
     | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||
     ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^
       //--                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<
      // |              This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<
     ||  *   |                                       /
     ^^      ~                                      *        "69"
      Cowborg
                 *          *            *
                                                 *
          *            *        (__)       *
                 *         _--_ ( oo)               *
                        _-      ) '|
           *          /| )  _   ~~     *    *
                     /  --    
                  *-' // /     > >
                       > >
                   /      /                      *
                 / /                      *
                         _ _ -- _ _
                        /                               *
             *         /      _ _ _  
                      |      /      |            *
                     |     |
                 *  |     |                 *               *
                    |     |
                     |     |                     *
                      |      _ _ _ /|
                                    /
             *           _ _     _ /                    *
                              ---
         "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"
                                             (__)
                   (__)                    __/__/
                (oo)                      l  l
          /--------/                       l__l
         / |      |                      / l__
        *  ||    >-|-                    < /  /
           ||      |                 ()))))      ))))))
           ^^      ^                /   ))))     ))))))
                                   /             /    (
     bum steer                 [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM             /      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                           Cowabunga!!
              (__)
              (~~)  V            __  (__)             (__)
      /--------/   |           /   (oo)             (oo)
     * |      | ----:        /--    --/       /-------/  BIG MAC
    >--: |----|             / |      ||       / |     |---/
         |    |            *  ||-----||      *  ||----|
         ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^
      beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal
                    _______
                  -<|  CUD  
                 /-<|_______/
            (__)//         /                      ((|))
            (oo)/                                 ($ $)
             //                           /-------_/ *
           /   |                          / |     ||__='/-----//                  /\|___===< |
     __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__.  |    |
       oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\
  Cow on skate-board      Cow at running        Cow without skate-board
                           (watch out!)