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Cow Festival

Posted on November 24, 2001 in humor

``` ___ (_) / * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! ) /-------/ --'____/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! / | || ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow Edited by David A. Bader, dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu. HTML version by Neil Enns


| D.A.B.'S | () () () () | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ |__| / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ _||_ | EASY CREDIT | (_) () () () |___| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - () () () () (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ / | || / | || / | || / | || ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk () () * () () (o o) (o o) (o o) (o o) /------- / /------- / ------- / /------- / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O ||,---|| * ||@--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull () () () () (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------/- /-------/ /-------/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || ))(/ / * / | || ||----|| * |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /|(/)(//(,,/ )|(//|)(/ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow () () * () * () (oo) (oo) (oo) | (oo) /--------/ /-oooooo-/ -------/ -------/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her () (oo) U /-------/ /---V / | || * |--| . ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. () )( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| /-------/ -------/ || | / / | || / | || /-------/ ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow () () () (oo) _ (oo) ---_(oo) /-------/ /- --/ /- -/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||_-|| * ||-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (_) () () (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ / | || / | || / | || ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms / / || () () / (||) SooS (oo) / (oo) /------S/S /-------/ /S /-------/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (_) * () (oo) (oo) /------/ -------/ /| |/ | | ==( || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer () (_) () ( O ) (oo) (oo) /------- / /--------/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle () () [##] (@o) /-------/ /-------/ /------- () / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (_) (_) (_) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /----------- / /----- /---- /----------- / / || | / / | | / | / || | / / || |||| | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| // // / / / / ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (_) () (oo) () (oo) // (oo) /-------/ /--/-- /----- / | || / | -. / |-. * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-vertible . . . () _ ( oo * () // () .----( oo_ .-/----. .( oo_ ||_/ ||_ |/_ OO OO OOOO OO OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) (__) (o o) (o o) (oo) ------- / ------- / /-------/ ________ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Twins Cow Catcher (__) (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird Cow Cow (^^) ( (oo) (__) (oo) ) (OO) (oo) /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| / | || / | || / | UX \||/ ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's cow cow cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol. Use your imagination.) OO _|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty () () ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ () / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie * () \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||__/ \ | \ () * ||----| \|| (oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \ || \|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / / / / / / / / _ / / / / / _ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / ()| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ () ( >COUGH< ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( >COUGH< ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (__) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ () / () \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+-- | |\ \ | | \ \ ____ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +------------+ | | \ \ \ | | () | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /---\ \ | +------------+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | ---/ | | | | -------------------------- ( ) -------------------------- Cow-struction worker. | /---\ : = : : : :,','. '. : :---\ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. o o || () () (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // () // () () (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o () ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _\// () _/ / /\ / / (oo) _(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| \/ / / / | x=a(b)|| / | || *----/\ * ||------|| * |||| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| //__\ o | **** |=======| | | | |==============| | | (_) |==============| -----------/ =(oo) |==============| \ \ / / /---===-- \/ | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon () ([][]) "I have this recurring dream \/--U about golden arches.".. () /\ _ ^ :..("") /\\ / / //\ __\/ // /----^//\ /\ // \/ _ / // \_/---- // /-/_/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \ / \ ^ // \ Psycowlogist and patient () \^^^^^^^^\ (_) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\ (oo) \ / *-----__\/\/ --O--/ ^_/ --- _^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /__^ \/^ /==V===[] _/ _\// _/ It's a bird... //\ The Boss It's a plane... // \ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____ H H | |-------------| H () H | | __ | H (oo) H | COWNTY | | (||) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | ||\/|| | H D===b=----- H \ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |___|__| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \ ) ( | // ) | | (_) | | (oo) () | | ----\/ __(oo) | | || ( )_() ) **| | ---|| \ ____/ '---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO } li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull _______________________________ __ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu ) :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ^^----^^\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// (___) ( -- \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z \O ______ (__) | | (__) (oo) | | ($$) ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/ || / | || / | IRS || ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - /\ / " \ /| | (__) (__) / | | (oo)\ ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ /| \/ / \/ | \ / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( _ (____) / \ (__) ==========I / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo ______________________ _______________________ | | | | | (__) | | (__) | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |--------------------| |---------------------| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 (__) (__) (oo) (oo) ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 ______________(__)_________________ (__) /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) | \/ || \/ _|_ _|| || /__/_______________________________/__/| || ( ) ( )| || | |________________________________| | | || \_____________________________________/] /------- / [] [] [] / | || * ||----|| COW-CH ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / (__) \ +----------+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | | |-----//---------||----| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" +------------+ + | B A T E S | (__) o | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| ---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | |\ \ W------ | | ( ) v | ---------- *---- ====; ( ) | | (__) | \ / ( ) \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) ---------- + ( ) Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) (__) (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | * ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |(__) \ / (__)| \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ \ \/_________\/ / \ \// \/___________\/ \:/ / \ / \ (__) (__) (______) (__) (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ ./ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || |--W-----| || || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's loss program the program Cow Cow () ( OO _ | __ () __ | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | || |_| | | |\/| | | | | | | | () | | | _ | (oo) | _ | | | | | \/-------\ | | | | | | | | | |_ | | | | | | () | || ||_| ||| || | () | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | _\// __\/_/ | | | | | ( __ ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |___|_|__| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ () \ \ (oo) / /-------\/ / / | \ || * () / * ||----\ \ ( OO / ~~ ~~ ---_/_|\=/> ^^ ^^ | \===/> \_// | /_/ / || | _\\/__ /------\ ^ ^ / (oo) \ / (--) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking ___ | |\ | () | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// _ _/////// | | | / | | () | /++++++< | | _(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\/ | * | __ | | / | || _O)-----^---------------\O)__||----||_ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w () \ /\ // (oo) \/ \// \/ | | () >--( )--< |()| (oo) / \ (OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< //\/\ <| |> v /\ v || || \ \/ / | (oo) | |||| |\/\/| (^^)/ /^^ ^^\ /----\ | | / ======== \ / \ | | / \ / * \ / \/ \ |==============| /____\ | \ | \ / || || ^ / ^ \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * \ _ / Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus () -'- "Here's (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' ^^ ^ || || | || Cowncillor his cowch |____|- | | ~ ~ (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__) A game of cowntract bridge (oo) / \/ ____________ / \===^__| | ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | | / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ^^ ^^ ---------------------- Just a humble cownoisseur (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence _______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow _ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O ________\_/ / /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ^^ ^^ RoboCow a Dalek Cow __________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows @ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / / |----| |-----------/ -\\ () \ / | o | \\ ( ) ___/____/\___/_/__ Cow Express Suicidal Cow o _ /\ / \ [_] ( take off, eh! 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\)( / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry /...\ *==\ __ _ () /::::::\ (/_) / \ /| (0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- || Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- | |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /==^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> \|}() (&) [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}/?<>.+|@@*&(*\)@))( /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | |@#)@(&*)(\(*I!?\)>@\(|\)|\(|\) ------------------------------------------------ () | () | () | () | () | () | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | ____ ------------------------------------------------ | () | () | () | () | () | () | () | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | | / | || | ------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | () | () | () | () | () | () | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | /_| | | Une Cow | ------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo -- \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ __\ / II + () ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ v' \ + II (00) | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- What cows think when people MOO at them /\\ ^ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ^/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_) cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. (!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" /\ / \ __ ________ ------ DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege (__) (oo) /-------\/ # # / | || \\ // * ||----||\ \\ // ^^ ^^ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ <--(xx)--#- | // \\ /\ ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\/ . 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(oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis ___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ | | | || | _____ _____ | ||----|| |___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) |___| |___| Cow-pooling rollerscating cow __ o oo o (__) \||/ (__) (__) (___) (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow ( ) (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows (__) (__) / oo ______ / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | | \ /__ (oo) +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | | | / / | ^^ / | || o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow (__) +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[ (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage (__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. __// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- * \( )/ * || || \_ _// nn nn ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that the vice president has a (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, (+o) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o == == -- Cownting... This cow plays hockey /. moo /'\ . () MOO! / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. -------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \ \ / / / Ech-cow (echo) ________________ (__) ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \ Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ * . . , . . * . . . * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * . The Milky Way \ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\ |\__[=======______//________)__ Cocown (==/) |_______________//____________| <>/ ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^ || / ./ || /- - / MU / . . ( ^ ) __/______/ '.'. O/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow ( ~ - ) / ~ ( - - | =s O | * | O - | | | - - | ) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. () --- () ___* (oo) /|
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/ Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) () (oo) / / / / \ (0 0) / /\ / /\ / v / / \ | / <-------|-------> / * | | | / | / _| \ / / / \ / / / _ / / / \ | / \ / / / / \ | /| / \ | V | / / \ | | / \ | | / \ W W \ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult () () ** ((_)) () () () \ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) ------\// | / | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| () ^^^ ^^^ Cows doin' it Cows doin' it _ Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake (( _ _ () () ( D ()(_) (0 0) (oo) _| | MOOTV_( /-------O---moo *-/------- /| || _// / | || / || |
/ ||_| /^ / * ||,---|| * ||-----|| || | O O ^^ ^^ /|(/)(/(,,/ ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) _______
| | _ | | / _ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /() || | | _/ / |OO| || | | | |-------|| | | (| | -.|| |___ | | _ ||__||_ | _ _ | /| / _ |_|| / _ / | | / / | || / |__| / || / || |__| / || / ||/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | / / / / / "The Moo-vers are here!" -- () * () ()* () () *--- - (QQ) (oo) (oo) (oo) (o-) - ------/ -------/ ^^-------/ ^^-------/ ^^-------/ --- | | | // | // | // | || - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise -------------/ / / / / / / () ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) / _ |/| / / * / (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | /-------/ V /--------Q/ /--------/ / / | ||| / | || / | || / ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev () (*) () ^ ^ () (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<=====/|__=|=|_=|_====/>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||_)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(|| |====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner () (o o) ( ) /_ |e e| //^^*^^ / / _=== / * (O O) OO * Givenchy * / | * | / | * * * |=====| / O /*** * "||" // ** | | | Cow exclaiming || || /|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || ||| v| v| v| v| ^ ^ Haute Cowture COWNT | |[] | () | |[] | (--) | () | |[] | * _/ /| (o-) | () | |[] | () /,, ,, /_|_/ /| (oo) | () | | (oo) --------------/,, ,, /_|_/ /| (OO) | ===== |/ | --------------/,, ,, /|_/ /| |/ _ |===========| --------------/,, ,, / | -//-----/\ o |===========| ----------------| / _/ o |===========| | ----------------- o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o ____ /
( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) __ __/ ) ) () () // ( ) () (oo) / () ( _ ) /(oo)---/ (o o) (oo) /-------/ || /------- /-------/|||| / | ||----|| O|| | / | || ||| * ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi () |====| /--------------------/ (oo) oo/ / | || / () /-------/ /-------/ * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || ^^ ^^ / * ||----|| * ||----|| / / ^^ ^^ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) / _[]
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||_||"||_/_||_|| The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts... | () | (_) () (~ ) ----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) | __ |/ /-------\(/ /-------\)/ |_/ /_| / | ^^ || / | || / / / / / * ||-----| * ||------| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||_M_||/ || || () /||_|| (xx) (Xx) / (--) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow () (oo) / / /--- //\ </-() o/||o (oo) (oo) //o||\ /-------/ /--/ o///||o\o / | || / -- || * ||----|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) ( () () | | () (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) /-------/ /-------/ /o /-------/ | I /------- / | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M | * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows \ // ( )// () (o o) ( ) /(oo) / (oo) / /
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/ * # ###### # | | | | // | \ # # # # | | | | // \ || || " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 <_> ( ) (==) | (oo) /------/- /----.---/ (oo) / | | /| / |* . * .|| /-------/ * | | * ||------|| : :: |===|===| ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day / / / / () / | / || <'> / | / (_||_) / /^ _____ ___ _____ __||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) | /xx | ( )==/ (_)------/--- / __xx/__| I____I | || /ww ,---( _ ) . ||----|| /| | / || _=======|| oo oo |^ ^| || ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter == COW giving birth The Ninja Cow * (__) (oo) ________(__)_ ---------------/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) | 0.0 | | _______/ | /*__* |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ | C CE ^ - | | | /--( |==|/ ) | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | / | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | | | | | | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |- /- / | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||-----------|| |_____________| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater Cow-culator (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------/ /-------/ /-------//-------/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant (__) (__) (__) (__) ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ /-------/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|==== /// \ // \ \ \ (__) __ \ (oo) /)( \ * / /_/~__/ || / __/~ || / / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . . . (__) (___) . (___) . (oo) (o o) . (- -) . /-------/ 5+2=? / . / . / ! !! Q.. Q.. * !!----!! ^^ ^^ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------/ /--------------- / | | | | * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS | | | | | | | | | | * | ^^^ ^^^ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW ^ (___) _- --/ - ^ |
-| _/_ ^_ _ o/- " /| / U | (__) /| _ - / | / |@@| | | // /--------.__/ | C/ | / ---/ //---/|| |/ | || || || || || || || || Helicowpter Cool Cow () () | (oo) ($$) | /---------oo /---------------------/ /-------/---|| / | || / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / ( ( ( )))) | | / ( ( / ) ) ) O O / ( ( \ ) ) ) C / - ( : // ) ) ~ : : /
: : O / | | : : ( | | ) : : / / : : () W/ W : : (oo) /|_n| : : ----/ / || || : : :: | () () : : ---:: * || || ------------^^ VV VV Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) Bart Cow >() This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing (oo) color according to the action you should take. /-------/ / | || If this cow appears to be: * ||----|| ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. BLACK (on white): Lucky git! ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, quickly! /~~ + ) ( / O O ( o) ========== o_o_o * o / / () /----- / (**) () ----- || / / () $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 ||-vv-- ~~ parfum"/ _ | ~~ ======== o Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II _ __ : Oui? : : : _ v-----' : CORNED : : Nee! : (__) : BEEF :------v' (oo) :_: /-------/ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow () (oo) /-------/ / : :: (/) * ::----:: /oo () XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/_ (--) X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------/ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / | _ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /-------| XX================>> ~ ~ Cow klux klan Cow resting Irakean Cow () COW ------------| o | )O-------------- MOO -----|/ / / / (_) / ( ) / |( ) / ( ) / ( ) X | ( ) / | ( ) / () / |o_o| / | | / | | / ()
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_/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) ( ) ( ) / / / / (o o) (o o) /-------------o/ /-------------o/ / | || / | || * ||-,--------|| * ||@-------|| || || || \ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull
() ( ) () (oo) / (oo) _/ / _/ / / /| | / | || / / || || * ||--|| (___) * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated () () iiiiIiiii (oo) (oo) '|o o|/---------/ ---------/ _________/ /| | || / | || / | | * |__|-----|| //____-----|| # ||ww____|| || || * || || || || ~~ ~~ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) _ ^ | **~~~~~~~ _____) ___ | **~~~~~~~ __/ __ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ _/ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ / ____ ( ) / | / / __/ __ |o o| /( /| /| ||_/ / ( ) | ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \^^^^^^^^^^ /~ | // / | || [][] [][] Patriotic Cow Sha-MOO / / / | | / * * / ** * / * ** ** / * * ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** * * . . . / * * ** ** . . . / **** ** . / * * . | | . / **** . / * . . . / **** . . / * . . / **** | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) | / | // // // // // | . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_ /_ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (_ _) ___ (o o) (__) _- -_( ) (++) /- O O /____O/ / | || /| || * ||-___-|| * ||--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr _________(__)___ | -------------- | (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || /-------/ /------- * * ||______________|| / / | || __/ || | * |________________|/ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ * cowoperation ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- (oooo) personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo / ------------ / / | | /| / | ----_/ | / | > < ||| ||| / | ||| ||| |/ | ~~ ~~ | Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) note the shapely figure and painted / /// (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------/ for MIT men. | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ _____ * |/ breacowt! (_____) / ( OO )_____________ / (/~~) ######### / |------------ O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) | ######### | |/------------/ | |__________| | || | || | || | || | [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM Saddam moo-sein @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o______/_|_/_/_|__/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^__________|_____/^^_____] *- * - __/ __/ Cow-mobile (()) (()) |||| (oo) (oo) /------/ (OO) /------/ /| | /------/ /| | * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) / / (__) __ (oo) (oo) (oo) /------/ /-ooo--/ /------/ /| | /|o | o | /| | * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow o o - - O Moo!!!! ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car ___ [___] ____|___|____ (o o) / [__] /-------------/ / (oo) / | ||^ |V / |/| | | <**> | |-----------------| * -----/------ | Cow-Price | || O O || |_________________| || || _________________/ || || | | | | oo oo |__| |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course) / / (__) (__) / //_(oo) //_(oo) / // == // == / / | //|| / | //|| / * || || * || || / ^^ ^^ ___^^____^^_____/ Silly cow (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. ___ __ __ _ (( / (__) ( // (__) (__) // \ / (oo) /\/(oo) _(oo) // ,---- /--/ ,---- /--/ /----/ \/ // ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ====-----//--|| -----//--|| * || _( ) // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ beecows Cownan the barbarian (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------/ /-----------------/ / | || / | /qwertyuiop || * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || sliced cow ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------/ / || || * ||------|| || || ( ) || || (oo) || || | | | | /--------/ || || || || || || / || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| || || || || || || || || || || || || || || --------/ || || || || || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) high cow very high cow broken very high cow __ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (/) (oo) < vv > /-------/ /-------/____) / / | || / |______ | | /| | * || || || || __ / |( )| ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""|| cow san /___||__||_*_ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) ( ) * (OO)' (00) //
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__(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX / | U | __/ * | / _ | || || || || this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs Any questions?? . ---) (_) * |o o) ==== / (---o/-- /-------/ (_)--------|/ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ //-- || ^^(o o)--< // | This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< || * | / ^^ ~ * "69" Cowborg * * * * (
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| / | | | * | | * | | | | | _ _ /| / * _ _ / --- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" () () // (oo) l l /--------/ ll / | | / l * || >-+- < / / || | ())))) )))))) ^^ ^ / )))) )))))) / / ( bum steer [[~pallier]] June 21, 2010, at 12:25 AM / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowabunga!! () (~~) V () () /--------/ | / (oo) (oo) * | | ----: /-- --/ /-------/ BIG MAC >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ | | * ||-----|| * ||----| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal _ -<| CUD
/-<|_/ ()// / ((|)) (oo)/ ($ $) // /-------_/ * / | / | ||<i __ | | * ||----| * | _| ^^ ^ / | / | New Kow on the Block ^ ^ (note lighter in hoof) CUD missile launcher ((----)) ((oooo)) ///-----\/// ///||| ||| *** ||||||---||| ^^^^^^ ^^^ where milkshakes come from


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~ ~ // | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . . ~ ~ ** ||----|| grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier (
(o ======] ------- ) | || 0 \\||||/// | || () _ = 00000000 = <----- radioactive waste Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major is finished with it is finished with it | | | | ()| | () () (@@)| | (oo) (oo) |\/-===< | /-------\/ *_-------\/ | | | / | || // // | | | * ||----|| >='/-----// /\|===< | ^^_^^_/
^_^^/ oo*o. | | oo oo oo oo `////\\ Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!)

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